6/29/2012 - I'm getting some culture!

 I got this notice that my performance of Romeo & Juliet had been delayed to 8:30 PM.  Darn, don't think I'll be making it to North Carolina.

However, I was able to retrieve and reset my password.  Now I know more about who I am, isn't that special?

Maybe I should call myself, and find out what I've been up to recently.

6/29/212 - Darren doesn't have a leg to stand on.

OK, got this message from someone that says, "Leg", and nothing else.  So I replied "Foot".

On Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 10:02 AM, Michael Brennan wrote:

Foot.

Sent from my Windows Phone

From: Darren Ridings  delridings@hotmail.co.uk

Sent: 6/29/2012 7:53 AM

To:  

Subject: To

Leg
Sent from my iPhone

The next message I get is a request to fill out a reference for a college program.  So, I filed it out and sent it back to him.

6/24/2012 - Adventure Time!

The only thing better than telling people I don't know who they are is when they keep e-mailing me anyway.

From: chanah hall
Date: Sun, Jun 24, 2012 at 3:25 PM

Subject: backpacking a wash out! Shift exchange request.

To: Linney Sell Frank
Cc: Valerie Keartes-CARE HANAH , Glenda King-HANNA CARE , Shanti Shivani , R Hinson , "michaelbrennan@gmail.com" , "susannas@efn.org" , kaseja wilder-HANNA CARE , Stephanie Shoemaker-HANNA CARE sfarmgirl@gmail.com

Hi Folks,

Some of you know I took the last week off so I could go back packing (and see an old family friend in Washington at the start of the week), which frustratingly enough was like my last attempt, in Spring break- it was a wash out :(

I went all the way out to Mckenzie on Friday to find the rain was not letting up,the 'showers' that were forecast were torrential and a ranger said it was set like that for 5 days! So I came home once again defeated by the Oregon weather.

I really want to make a 3 day trip in the wilds happen and when I checked with my partner, the only time we both have in the next 6 weeks is this weekend- Thursday afternoon till Saturday night, so I'm putting out a request for a shift exchange (in preference giving the shift away as I need the money) for the following:

Thursday 28th June: 5-9pm

Friday 29th 5-9pm

Friday 29th overnight untill 11.30 am Sat 30th.

These last two can either be done by the same person or split.

Many thanks in advance! Chanah please call if you prefer:

So, what to do?  Tell them about my last backpacking trip!

I remember the last time I went backpacking.  Well, not so much remember it as have the felony convictions to show it happened.

It was 1999, the internet was young, but me not so much.  Some friends I long since lost touch with and I decided to take off for Colorado at the drop of a hat.  So, we made the trip to Gunnison, Colorado, Blue Mesa Reservoir.

I got to the cabin first, and went for a walk.  As I was walking in the woods I came upon a dog that I believed was sleeping. After poking it a few times, I pulled the dog up and noticed that the it's flesh was rotted, and spurting blood on me.

Meanwhile, my friends, Jeff , Marcy, Paul, Karen, and Bert were driving in a van through rural Colorado on their way to meet me.

When my friends arrived at the cabin, Jeff and Marcy immediately went to their bedroom and have sex. Paul and Karen went for a swim in the lake while Bert went hunting for squirrels in the woods.

That evening, we built a bonfire and shared ghost stories with each other. We soon met a local college kid named Grim who stopped by with his dog, Dr. Mambo. He was acting a little eccentric, but they joined in when he offered us marijuana. However, it started raining, so he left to take care of his camping equipment and they went into the house.

Later on that night, they heard a knocking at the door and discover it's a diseased man that they had never seen before. Desperate for help, the hermit came after them. He tried to drive away in tjeir van, but vomited blood all over the windshield and the seats of the car. After the man got out of the car, Paul lit him on fire and he ran back into the woods where he died in the lake.

In the morning, a young deputy, Winston Olsen, showed up at the cabin and promised Paul he'll call a tow truck. Jeff and Bert walked off down the lake shore where they came to a woman's house and asked for a ride into town. They soon discovered that the woman was related to the hermit they killed so they left quickly. During this time, Karen drank a glass of water from the lake contaminated by the infected man and began to feel ill. She went to bed to rest. Paul later discovered rotten boils on her thighs. They then quarantined her in the tool shed outside.

Fearing that they would soon also become infected with whatever was ailing Karen as well as the man the night before, they began to argue with one another over what they should do about their situation.

The next day, they discovered Karen's condition was deteriorating fast. Bert also realized that he was infected with the virus. Bert drove off to find a doctor. When Paul and Marcy insisted on helping Karen, Jeff ran off into the forest with the remaining beer (the only reliable drinking source). (My note, that bastard never paid for a beer as long as I knew him.)  Marcy yelled at him as he fled, upset that he has abandoned her and her unborn child.

Meanwhile, Bert drove to the convenience store that they had visited earlier pleading for a doctor. He showed increasing signs of infection. A young redarded redneck boy on the bench then ran over and bit Bert again, thereby infecting himself. His father came outside and, rather than helping Bert, tries to kill him. Bert speeds off and the father grabs two of his redneck friends who are heavily armed themselves with rifles to go after Bert to kill him.

Now alone in the cabin, Paul found Marcy sitting despondently on her bed. He tries to reassure her, but she reiterates that they are all doomed to get sick, to the point where "all you want to do is grab the person next to you and to have sex with because you know you're gonna be dead soon, anyway." She fucked Paul like a possessed stripper. Paul expressed concern that they weren't using a condom. Marcy brushed him off without heed by saying "Don't worry, I'm healthy and already pregnant!" and continued riding him.

After they finish having sex, Paul worried about whether Marcy had the disease or not. He went into the bathroom and attempted to disinfect his penis by pouring Listerine over it. While washing her face, Marcy discovered, with worry, some red marks on her back where Paul grabbed her in the heat of their sexual encounter.

A little later, Paul told Marcy that he's going to bring back Jeff so that they can all walk back to civilization. Marcy urged him to stay, but Paul was uncomfortable around her after sleeping with her and insisted that he "had to get out of" the cabin. Now completely alone, Marcy took a bath and wept. The marks Paul made on her back are now developing into gruesome wounds like Karen's.

Paul headed over to the local reservoir, and noticed a body floating in the lake. He climbed down the ladder and moved the body with a stick. He saw that it was the infected hermit. Then the dock's rotten ladder gave way, causing Paul to fall into the infected water, ensuring that he was definitely infected by this point.

Back at the cabin, Marcy was shaving her legs in the bathtub and noticed they are beginning to deteriorate as the skin began peeling off. She ran outside, upset, and was attacked by a now infected Dr. Mambo. Paul returned to find Marcy's body ripped to pieces and Dr. Mambo eating a motionless Karen's face. The dog attempted to attack him too. However, Paul killed him with Bert's rifle. Now alone, Paul went to check on Karen whose skin had now almost fully rotted off; and find she is barely alive. To end her suffering, he clubbed and impaled her with a shovel and then ran for help.

Just then, Bert struggled back to the cabin with the rednecks in pursuit. When Bert's pursuers opened the door, Bert tried to shoot one of the men but was killed by a shotgun round. Paul then came in and successfully killed the store owner and his friends. After fleeing the cabin, Paul decided to look for Jeff. He checks a cave, thinking Jeff is inside, but only finds Grim's dead body.

Paul then ran back to Bert's pursuers' car and drove into town. Along the way he slammed head-on into a deer, damaging the windshield and the car. He continued on foot until he saw a roadside party thrown by local teens with Winston in attendance. Winston asked Paul about the tow truck just as a police officer got on the radio warning Winston about Paul and his group who are infected with a strange disease, and that they are to be shot on sight. After all of the party attendees leave screaming, Paul knocked Winston out with a stick. Paul was then picked-up by a passing trucker who brought him to the hospital.

The sheriff and doctors interrogated him while he was lying in a hospital bed, trying to discover the source of the infection, but Paul was slightly dazed and unable to answer all their questions. When he was left alone, Paul pulled up his hospital gown to reveal the tell-tale marks of the disease on his belly. The doctors determine they are not equipped to handle the situation and that he should be transported to a larger, nearby regional hospital. His driver turns out to be Winston. Paul tried to warn him about the water in the reservoir but he couldn't speak well and only said "water". Winston said he would take him to get water.

The next morning, Jeff came out of the woods where he was hiding and made his way back to the cabin. As he looked around, horrified that his friends are all dead, he was suddenly shot to death by the redneck sherrif. The murderous sheriff and his men took Jeff's dead body and piled it on top of the others, which were then burned in a fire pit.

While unconscious, Paul was dumped into a stream by Winston and left to die. Paul's body infected the water in the stream. Further down were two kids collecting water for their lemonade stand. They sold some lemonade to the sheriff, his deputies and more locals at the store. A natural spring water truck left the store with bottles of infected water in the truck, causing the Y2K scare.

Meanwhile, I'd gone to the hospital, got some kick ass antibiotics and was feeling just fine. My friends were a bunch of fucking idiots.

-MB

6/23/2012 - I'm easily amused.

Evidently I'm easily amused. I think I attempted to e-mail this picture to myself, but I failed.

From: michael brennan salemichaelbrennan@me.com
Date: Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Subject: Sniper kitty
To: @gmail.com @gmail.com

Sent from my iPhone

6/18/2012 - It is party time!

Even though I told her a couple of days before I don't know who she is, I still got invited to her party! WOOT! Gonna go have some fun at this party!



From: coronahats@comcast.net coronahats@comcast.net
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2012 at 8:17 PM
Subject: Party at my house
To: bethr@efn.org, betsonthepath@gmail.com, chanahhall@yahoo.com, glendajking@gmail.com, kaseja.wilder@gmail.com, linneysell@gmail.com, r_hinson05@yahoo.com, shanti@shantishivani.com, sfarmgirl@gmail.com, valeriekeartes@sbcglobal.net, whiteduncan21@yahoo.com, @gmail.com

Hey Team!

I am having a little cookout/campfire/music party on Saturday evening, June 23, at 80 Crocker Lane. Just go north on Chambers, it will turn into River Road after the Chambers Overpass. Crocker Lane is the third left on River Road, my house is the fourth one on the left. Look for the garden with all the flowers!

I will provide some food and non-alcoholic punch. Bring any musical instruments you can round up. Bring a pot luck dish if you want, or just bring yourself and anyone else you want to bring.   Party hats will of course be provided. I realize this is a very busy time for everyone, but if you can come it would make my day!

Corona

6/18/2012 - I'm still not Mick

This Mick fellow sure gets around, wish he'd just do his job right.

From: Andy.Read@doka.com
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Subject: Fw: Modebest Carioca, 550-701089
To: michaelbrennan@gmail.com

Mick

See attached.

Regards

Andy
----- Forwarded by Andy Read/UK/R2/DG/UAG on 18/06/2012 15:32 -----

From:	Andy Read/UK/R2/DG/UAG
To:	@gmail.com
Date:	01/06/2012 12:50
Subject:	Fw: Modebest Carioca, 550-701089

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Mick

I hope this will help.

Regards

Andy
----- Forwarded by Andy Read/UK/R2/DG/UAG on 01/06/2012 12:49 -----

From:	Julian Einsiedler/AT/DG/UAG
To:	Andy Read/UK/R2/DG/UAG@Umdasch AG
Date:	01/06/2012 11:39
Subject:	Modebest Carioca, 550-701089

---

Hello Andy, 

Please find the revised drawings for the Modebest job. 

(See attached file: 550-701089-001.pdf)(See attached file: 550-701089-002.pdf)(See attached file: 550-701089-003.pdf)

Please note that the material list is not amended at this time. 

I wish you a nice long weekend. 

Best regards

Julian

6/16/2012 - Strange messages from strangers...

E-mailed them back, all of them, said I didn't know who they were.

 From: chanah hall chanahhall@yahoo.com
Date: Sat, Jun 16, 2012 at 12:19 AM
Subject: Hadol and Chucks on Sling

To: Beth Miriam Rose bethmiriamrose@gmail.com
Cc: Linney Sell Frank linneysell@gmail.com, Valerie Keartes-CARE HANAH valeriekeartes@sbcglobal.net, "coronahats@comcast.net" coronahats@comcast.net, Stephanie Shoemaker-HANNA CARE sfarmgirl@gmail.com, betsy hartzell- HANNA CARE betsonthepath@gmail.com, Glenda King-HANNA CARE glendajking@gmail.com, Shanti Shivani shanti@shantishivani.com, "susannasliberty@gmail.com" susannasliberty@gmail.com, "@gmail.com" @gmail.com, kaseja wilder-HANNA CARE kaseja.wilder@gmail.com, R Hinson r_hinson05@yahoo.com

HI Everyone,

Two things:

1.  Remember to put a chuck on top of Hanna's wheelchair sling before she gets into it.  This is especially important to do if you are going to leave her in bed with the sling under her. Personally, I think that if we can always take it out from under her when she is in bed it is more comfortable for her and there is less chance of it getting dirty.  Tonight when Susanna and I were rolling Hanna over to get it it out from under her (it had been there a few hours) she had a BM in the process and because there was no chuck on it it was a big mess on the sling, and we had to roll her  to get it out which spread it farther. It was a big clean up job you want to avoid- take home message- 

a) Always have chuck on top of sling

b) Always roll Hanna off the sling once she has been transfered to bed with it.

2.  You may have noticed the new Hadol bottle has an eye dropper inside of it which doesn't read as previous ones- it's lowest measurement is .05 mg, which was confusing for some of us to begin with, but this is actually the same as .25 ml and therefore the correct dose for her. Check every time you administer it to make sure you have it right as the next bottle may revert to milliliters.

That's all, thanks! Chanah

6/6/2012 - I'm accused of all kinds of things.

Evidently I didn't enter some stuff into a database.  I couldn't shed more light on this issue if I was standing on the sun...

On Wed, Jun 6, 2012 at 5:54 AM, Richard Ward <richard.ward@hcrplc.com> wrote:

Hi Mike, can you shed any light! Cheers Rich

Richard Ward

Sent from my iPhone

Begin forwarded message:

From: peter <peter@tabs.im>
Date: 6 June 2012 11:51:44 GMT+01:00
To: "'Matt.Pitt@climatehumancapital.com'" <Matt.Pitt@climatehumancapital.com>, "'richard.ward@shortmservices.co.uk'" <richard.ward@shortmservices.co.uk>
Subject: Re: terms STX Services

Hi Matt

Let's discuss with Rich before you go back to client

From: Matt Pitt [mailto:Matt.Pitt@climatehumancapital.com]
Sent: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 11:49 AM
To: peter
Subject: RE: terms STX Services

I think so.

Incredibly, nothing seems to have been saved regarding our terms of business with STX. I will ask them whether they can send me a copy of the relevant documentation.

M.

From: peter [mailto:peter@tabs.im]
Sent: 06 June 2012 09:44
To: Matt Pitt
Cc: Richard Ward
Subject: RE: terms STX Services

Thanks Matt

Are they saying we need to credit against both invoices. Do we have no signed terms with STX to see that what they are saying is correct.

Peter

From: Matt Pitt [mailto:Matt.Pitt@climatehumancapital.com]
Sent: 06 June 2012 09:26
To: peter
Subject: FW: terms STX Services

Hi Peter

It seems we charged STX too much for Marco Aleni. Sorry about this, but I was never left any instructions as to what percentage we deal at with STX and Mike never recorded anything on the database. I assumed it was 25% as it is with all our other clients. Do you want me to raise another invoice or can you amend the original?

M.

From: Weerd, Mathijs van[mailto:Mathijs.vanWeerd@stxservices.com]
Sent: 04 June 2012 08:15
To: Matt Pitt
Cc: Bölger, Bouwe; Groot, Ylvo de
Subject: FW: terms STX Services

Hi Matt,

How was your weekend?

I would like to follow up on the mail I sent you last week. Below I have attached an email with confirmation of the agreement on the fee, which is 20% of the annual salary.

We have also checked the invoice for placement of Paul van der Plas, invoice 00000251 of 15 May 2012. It seems that the same calculation method has been used. According to our calculation, the amount should be € 11,700 (€ 4,500 x 13 = 58,500. 20% = 11,700) instead of € 13,500.

No rush, but I sent this email to complement my previous email.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Kind regards,

Mathijs

Mathijs van Weerd
Back OfficeSTX Services BV__________________________________________

T: +31 20 7188 967
F: +31 20 535 7799
E: Mathijs.vanWeerd@stxservices.com
W:www.stxservices.com
Save a tree. Don't print this e-mail unless it's really necessary.

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From: Groot, Ylvo de
Sent: Monday, June 04, 2012 8:59 AM
To: Weerd, Mathijs van
Subject: FW: terms

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From: Groot, Ylvo de
Sent: dinsdag 10 mei 2011 11:11
To: 'Ed Hugo'
Subject: RE: terms

Hi Ed,

Thanks for this. I will let you know about the three.

Best regards,

STX Services

Ylvo deGroot

Finance Director

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

T +31(0)20 535 7794

F +31(0)20 535 7799

M +31(0)6 5066 6232

Eylvo.degroot@stxservices.com

Wwww.stxservices.com

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From: Ed Hugo [mailto:Ed.Hugo@climatehumancapital.com]
Sent: dinsdag 10 mei 2011 11:08
To: Groot, Ylvo de
Subject: terms

Hi Ylvo,

I have just spoken to my CEO and he has agreed that for all future hires we will work at 20% of first year salary, split into two tranches as usual. I hope this suits.

Let me know about Thomas, Thomas and Duncan. I’m assuming it’s a no for all but would like to officially get back to them asap.

Regards,

Ed

Ed Hugo

Head of Analysis

Climate Human Capital104A, Park Street, Mayfair, London W1K 6NG
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5/31/2012 - I can't wait to start school!

Looks like I'm smart enough to get into Vanderbilt, just not smart enough to use my own e-mail address.  At least it looks like I'll be studying some interesting things.  When I got the profile tonight it was blank.  I fixed it for me.

From: MyEdu Crew academics@myedu-mail.com
Date: Thu, May 31, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Subject: Please Confirm Your MyEdu Account
To: @gmail.com Michael.brennan@gmail.com

Welcome to MyEdu.com!!! We can't wait to show you around and want to make your journey with MyEdu a great experience.

We're here to help,
MyEdu Crew

Click the link below or copy and paste the URL into your browser to confirm your account:

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5/31/2012 - Kyle is a terrible driver.

Not to mention the fact that he spells Kyle "Michael", even worse speller.


From: TRENT, CHERYL CHERYLTRENT@allstate.com
Date: Thu, May 31, 2012 at 8:18 PM
Subject: new policy docs
To: "brennanbusinessacct@yahoo.com" brennanbusinessacct@yahoo.com
Cc: "@gmail.com" @gmail.com

print pages 3 and 4 for your id card.

Cheryl

Cheryl Trent

Customer Care Manager

Auto & Home Division

Allstate Insurance Company

Barbara J. Henry Agency

7345 S. Durango Dr., Ste.115

Las Vegas, NV 89113

Phone (702) 658-6382

Cell (702) 217-5816

Fax (702) 658-4403

How bad of a driver to you have to be to pay $250 with a $132 dollar discount for six months of insurance on a 29 year old truck?

5/29/2012 - Not hungry.

Why would I be interested in doing business doesn't know to capitalize Thursday?

From: Bayboro Cafe bayborocafecatering@gmail.com
Date: Tue, May 29, 2012 at 8:48 PM
Subject: Events in June at Bayboro Cafe!
To: bayborocafe@hotmail.com
 

Dear Wonderful Friends,

We know you love music as much as we do, so come out in June to see a variety of local music acts, and to participate in the creative process every thursday with our Community Jam and Open Mic

Don't forget about our new dinner menu, and "Where the Belly Rules the Mind."

Best Wishes,
 

Bayboro Cafe and Catering
1110 3rd Street South
St. Petersburg, FL

727-388-5881
 

5/23/2012 - Greetings from Crocodile Dumbdee

On Tue, May 22, 2012 at 12:32 AM, Michael Brennan mabrennan@e-access.com.au wrote:

g'day niceguy this is from the old computer

5/13/2012 - It is the ONE THING

Hey, here's a great idea, if your going to send an e-mail like this, send it to someone you actually know. That could be the ONE THING that makes it much more effective.

Looks like I'm involved in ugly office cubicle stuff now:

http://www.brennansoi.com/

On Sun, May 13, 2012 at 8:33 PM, Ed Brennan EBrennan@brennansoi.com wrote:

Sent from my iPad

Begin forwarded message:

From: Eric Meyers Eric.Meyers@Haworth.com
Date: May 11, 2012 11:03:09 AM EDT
Cc: Rob Langejans Rob.Langejans@Haworth.com
Subject: Sales Ideas in 300 Words or Less - One Thing...

Northeast Dealer Leaders,

Here’s another sales idea for use with your clients ….
(This comes again, from Haworth’s Sales Facilitator Rob Langejans)

The Idea….

“One Thing”
Rob was recently working on a project that, if won, would represent over 30% of the dealer’s revenue. That’s big. Rob got involved to help strategize the customer visit to the dealer showroom. Ultimately, the team created an outstanding customer experience.

Later, the customer was to review the RFP’s, consider their experience from the visits and make a decision. Then the team waited…

From what they knew at this point, they were having a tough time making a choice. Since the dealer principal had access to a key buying influence, he asked if we had missed anything or if they needed more information - a simple, but broad question. And that led Rob to this Sales Idea.

The Question
In this situation, narrow your question to one thing. - Three examples:
“Sounds like you’re doing a thorough job comparing your options. That’s wise, this is a big decision.

o May I ask…what ONE thing would we need to address in our proposal to tip the scale in our favor?”

o What ONE thing is keeping you from selecting us?”

o What ONE thing would we need to change to make it an easy choice?”


That more pointed question was never asked, and they lost the project. A few weeks later they did learn the reason. The customer was more comfortable and confident with the larger, full-time installation staff at the competition. Product was comparable…pricing was not an issue…relationship was solid… It came down to one thing. Had they known this single objection, they could have at least developed a response.

Ask
What deals are you working right now that if you were to address ONE thing, it would tip the scale in your favor? Narrow your question. Get to the one thing.

If you find this sales idea / reminder useful please feel free to share it with your sales teams.

Eric Meyers
Regional Dealer Manager - Northeast

HAWORTH
101 W Big Beaver Road
Suite 105
Troy, Michigan 48084
direct 248.526.5039
cell 248.379.1829
eric.meyers@haworth.com
www.haworth.com

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5/12/2012 - Someone is in Bali

These pictures showed up in my e-mail about 2:40 AM today, someone is sending me pictures from Bali.

From: Karole Dartois kdartois@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, May 13, 2012 at 2:37 AM
Subject: Hindu temple
To: Martin Brennan martin dot brennan at gmail.com, Maman DARTOIS dartoism@aol.com

 Sent from my iPhone

4/23/2012 - More real estate I believe.

My favorite part of the letter is where he makes up a new word, "youre".

Allan Reed reedmich1@gmail.com

1:18 PM (22 hours ago)

to me

Mike ..

First I hope congratulations are in order. It sound like things are moving in a postive way for you two. Mary Ellen filled you in on our phone conversation.

There two units like yours for sale under $60K in our office and 2 3 bedroom units facing ski hill for $39,000 that are getting a lot of activity. We should talk about the units you have and what you and youre sisters want done. Call me when you have a chance.

My Best,

Allan

4/20/2012 - Hi, my name is Blake.

However, I choose to spell it unconventonally - M A R T I N. Yep, I'm Blake. Graduating college and I can't spell my own freaking name.

4/18/2012 - Chris Gerty wants my help on a project.

Only problem is, I dont' know, or care for any Chris Gerty. Odd spreadsheet, check the link.

from: Chris Gerty (Google Docs) gerty33@gmail.com

to: @gmail.com

cc:
lots of Chris Gerty's friends

date: Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 11:22 PM

subject: #SpaceApps Video Closed Captioning (michael.brennan@gmail.com)

mailed-by: doclist.bounces.google.com

signed-by: gmail.com

I've shared #SpaceApps Video Closed Captioning

Message from gerty33@gmail.com:Guys, if you want to add any translations that I don't already have, but them in this file at the bottom of what's already there. Don't worry about formatting, you'll see what I'm trying to do with all of them (with a TOC and then inserting timestamps). This might just be an easier way to get a uick translation done if you find someone who knows the language.

Also, the way I'm doing the ones I don't have, is that I'll do a Google Translate of the text, and then make it red. If you have someone who is bilingual in English and that language that you can pull aside, it might be a simple 20 min task to check the Google version. If you do, just make it green. I'll do the same if I get an email with the proper translation.

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4/16/2012 - Turbo Tax, stupid.

Spent close to an hour on the phone with them last week, explaining that I'm not him, but they are still sending me updats for his tax return.

4/16/2012 - You say it's your birthday!

Well, it's my birthday too!

Thuvan Pratt info@pratt-financial-insurance.com

2:01 AM (8 hours ago)

to me

Dear Michael,

Happy birthday and best wishes for the next year! I hope all is well with you and your family.

Birthday's are a good time to consider insurance policies and retirement planning. If your needs have changed or if you would like to see the best rates currently available please feel free to call.

Also, please keep in mind, Pratt Finanacial & Insurance offers a wide variety of services including annuities, life insurance, final expense insurance, individual and group health policies, and long-term care and disability insurance. If you would like more details, just let us know.

We are happy to assist in ensuring the best protection for you, your family and your assets at the very best price.

I look forward to talking to you soon. Thank you again for your time.

Have a great day and a wonderful year!

Sincerely,

Thuvan Pratt

Owner

Pratt Financial & Insurance
8080 Beckett Center Drive Suite #128
West Chester, Ohio 45069

513-860-4900 Phone
513-860-4898 Fax
513-509-0146 Cell

thuvan@pratt-financial-insurance.com

Website: pratt-financial-insurance.com

4/12/2012 - I filed my taxes on time!

Only problem is, I'm a moron and used someone else's e-mail address to file.

4/2/2012 - Bob, you can't buy my love.

A couple of weeks ago Bob sent me a photo saying he was my dad. I asked him where my 44 years of allowance were. No reply till tonight, when he sends me this picture.

Bob, you can't buy my love!

On Mon, Apr 2, 2012 at 9:01 PM, Bob Brennan wrote:

Just met guy-nice!

Sent from my iPhone

3/30/2010 - I'm in construction now!

Now, what I really like about this one, is that it has the actual, correct e-mail address for Michael Brennan in the original message at the bottom. But poor Barry Mellor, he can't copy and paste, nor can he read and type what he reads, missed it by a d and a j. Hey, I'm not the DJ!

And incorporate is a single word. Not to mention the first message should say attached. Very slopy English for a bunch of brits.

On Fri, Mar 30, 2012 at 7:29 AM, Barry Mellor wrote:

Michael,

You need to in corporate the extra pours at the back of site were we currently have one pour into the version attached.

Any questions them please call me.

Regards

Barry Mellor
PUDLO Technical Manager

Mobile: 07771 780263
Tel: 01954 780687
Fax: 01954 782912
www.pudlo.com

Begin forwarded message:

From: "Alan Sleigh"
To: "Barry Mellor"
Cc: "Rory Dawson"
Subject: RE: Modebest Carioca East Drive

Hi Barry,

I have also looked at this and hopefully our 2 versions should be very similar.

I have not sent my version to Modebest to avoid any confusion but please send me a copy of the scanned site version asap.

Thanks,

Alan

Alan Sleigh
PUDLO Commercial Manager

PUDLO
Tel: 01954 780687
Mobile: 07500 928499

This email and its attachments may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of David Ball Group PLC.
The information in this e-mail is intended only for the named recipient and may be privileged or confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify us immediately and do not copy, distribute or take any action based on the e-mail.
Although we have taken steps to ensure that this e-mail and attachments are free from any viruses, we advise that in keeping with good computing practice, the recipient should ensure that they are actually virus free.

David Ball Group plc Registered office: David Ball Group Building, Huntingdon Road, Bar Hill, Cambridge CB23 8HN. Registered Number: 1890135

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Brennan [mailto:michaeldbrennanj@gmail.com]
Sent: 29 March 2012 11:12
To: Alan Sleigh
Subject: Modebest Carioca East Drive

Alan

I have attache the necessary drawings for the above project as requested by Rory Dawson

Regards

Mick

3/9/2012 - I've got a new daddy!

Just showed up in my inbox, this guy thinks he is my dad. Looks nothing like my dad. Mabye I should hit him up for 44 years of missed allowance:

Bob Brennan bbrennan@kellersupply.com

2:08 PM (55 minutes ago)

to me

Snow is good and getting sun tanned.
Dad

Sent from my iPhone

2/8/2012 - Take off your clothes...

And do what I say, I'm a doctor after all:

Faculty - Republic of Ireland roi@rcgp.org.uk

10:13 AM (2 hours ago)

to me

Dear Dr. Brennan –

I would like to draw your attention to the above event,which takes place on Wednesday 21.03.12 in the Everglades Hotel, Derry.

This is a half day cross-border event organised by the RCGPN.I. Council.

Attached please find details of the programme together withthe registration form.

If you have any questions or would like to register, pleasecontact Ms Angela McLaughlin at048-90230055 or amclaughlin@rcgp.org.uk.

We look forward to seeing you.

Best regards

Monika Lauder

Royal College of General Practitioners
4 - 5 Lincoln Place
Dublin2
Ireland

Tel: +35316763740
Fax: +35316765850

The RCGP Capital Appeal - Building for the future of General Practice and Primary Care.

Get involved at www.rcgpfundraising.org

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10/2/2011 - Bank Of America - No Hope For You

Dumbassess at Bank of America still believe I have an account there:

Bank of America customerfocus@bankofamerica.com

10/2/11

to me

Our computer-automated system cannot process responses containing inquiries or comments.
We would be happy to communicate with you by phone at 1-800-653-2465

For your convenience, we are available 24 hours a day.

9/14/2011 - Sounds like Farts to me

Didn't even know there was such a job as "Wind Analyst":

Elizabeth Coleman elizabeth.coleman@sserenewables.com

9/14/11

to me

Hello Michael,

My name is Liz Coleman and I am the team leader for the Resource Assessment team in Ireland.

Thank you for your application for the wind analyst position.

I would like to have a chat with you about your interest in the role and your current expereience.

I realise that your currently living the Montana so I was wondering if you could let me know when would be the most convienent time for me to call you and what phone number you can be reached on.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Liz.

Elizabeth Coleman
Resource Assessment Team Leader - ROI/NI Onshore

SSE Renewables
Phone + 353 1 655 6567
Mobile + 353 87 121 3081
elizabeth.coleman@sserenewables.com

Please consider the environment before printing this email

9/6/2011 - A bachelor got mounted!

Personally, I'd like to see a hot blonde chick stradling some lucky guy if I'm going to see "Mount Bachelor". To each his own.


from Bob Brennan bbrennan@kellersupply.com

to "@gmail.com"

date Tue, Sep 6, 2011 at 10:36 PM

subject Road trip

hide details 10:36 PM (11 hours ago)

This is MT. Bachelor at sunset!

Sent from my iPhone

9/5/2011 - I'm a 10 year old boy!

Now I'm a 10 year old boy, looking for work, the message below had a link, so I followed it, right into my account.

from Castings castings@exploretalent.info
to @gmail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 1:10 PM
subject New Clothing Limne seeking Youth Models
mailed-by exploretalent.info
signed-by exploretalent.info
hide details 1:10 PM (35 minutes ago)

ExploreTalent.com

Dear Michael Brennan,

New Clothing Line seeking Youth models for Photo Shoot!
Seeking Male & Female Models - Ages 4-18
Pays up to $400 per day
Call 702-447-0507 For more information ASAP!



Yeah, thought the account needed a little more information. So I updated it for them.

9/5/2011 - I'm getting married!

Karen would be such an excellent wife. But alas, I'm happily married for over 10 years now and in the USA. Don't need to cross the pond to get some action. Would also like to congratulate Wadley Photography, not much says "Professional Business" like a free e-mail address from hotmail.com.

from David Wadley dgwadley@hotmail.com
to @gmail.com
date Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 12:05 PM
subject Wedding Photography
mailed-by hotmail.com

Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
hide details 12:05 PM (1 hour ago)
Hi Karen and Michael

I hope you are well. With your wedding now only a few weeks away. I invite you to come and see me again to talk about the final arrangements, timings, who’s who, etc. May I also remind you that the final payment on your wedding photography will be due please. This can be paid by debit card, cheque or cash.

Let me know when is good for you to come over – evenings or weekends are no problem.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Many thanks

Dave Wadley

David Wadley Photography
T 0121 329 2834
M 07961 528992
www.davidwadleyphotography.co.uk

9/4/2011 - I'm getting Direct TV Today!

Opened up my e-mail and had my confirmation of my new Direct TV installation today! Yeppie! So I logged in and checked out my account.



Yes, I had to change the password to log onto my account. But don't worry, I made it very complex and hard to guess. Then, because I'm a nice guy, I changed the e-mail address from the account so that it is no longer using mine.



I personally like:

MICHAELBRENNAN108EJEFERSONAVEWHEATONIL60187@IMTOOSTUPIDTOREMEMBERMYOWNEMAILADDRESS.COM

I think that might be the most awesome e-mail address ever.

And here is my address:

Michael Brennan
108 E. Jefferson Avenue
Wheaton, IL 60187
(847) 271-4711