9/14/2011 - Sounds like Farts to me

Didn't even know there was such a job as "Wind Analyst":

Elizabeth Coleman elizabeth.coleman@sserenewables.com

9/14/11

to me

Hello Michael,

My name is Liz Coleman and I am the team leader for the Resource Assessment team in Ireland.

Thank you for your application for the wind analyst position.

I would like to have a chat with you about your interest in the role and your current expereience.

I realise that your currently living the Montana so I was wondering if you could let me know when would be the most convienent time for me to call you and what phone number you can be reached on.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Liz.

Elizabeth Coleman
Resource Assessment Team Leader - ROI/NI Onshore

SSE Renewables
Phone + 353 1 655 6567
Mobile + 353 87 121 3081
elizabeth.coleman@sserenewables.com

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9/6/2011 - A bachelor got mounted!

Personally, I'd like to see a hot blonde chick stradling some lucky guy if I'm going to see "Mount Bachelor". To each his own.


from Bob Brennan bbrennan@kellersupply.com

to "@gmail.com"

date Tue, Sep 6, 2011 at 10:36 PM

subject Road trip

hide details 10:36 PM (11 hours ago)

This is MT. Bachelor at sunset!

Sent from my iPhone

9/5/2011 - I'm a 10 year old boy!

Now I'm a 10 year old boy, looking for work, the message below had a link, so I followed it, right into my account.

from Castings castings@exploretalent.info
to @gmail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 1:10 PM
subject New Clothing Limne seeking Youth Models
mailed-by exploretalent.info
signed-by exploretalent.info
hide details 1:10 PM (35 minutes ago)

ExploreTalent.com

Dear Michael Brennan,

New Clothing Line seeking Youth models for Photo Shoot!
Seeking Male & Female Models - Ages 4-18
Pays up to $400 per day
Call 702-447-0507 For more information ASAP!



Yeah, thought the account needed a little more information. So I updated it for them.

9/5/2011 - I'm getting married!

Karen would be such an excellent wife. But alas, I'm happily married for over 10 years now and in the USA. Don't need to cross the pond to get some action. Would also like to congratulate Wadley Photography, not much says "Professional Business" like a free e-mail address from hotmail.com.

from David Wadley dgwadley@hotmail.com
to @gmail.com
date Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 12:05 PM
subject Wedding Photography
mailed-by hotmail.com

Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
hide details 12:05 PM (1 hour ago)
Hi Karen and Michael

I hope you are well. With your wedding now only a few weeks away. I invite you to come and see me again to talk about the final arrangements, timings, who’s who, etc. May I also remind you that the final payment on your wedding photography will be due please. This can be paid by debit card, cheque or cash.

Let me know when is good for you to come over – evenings or weekends are no problem.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Many thanks

Dave Wadley

David Wadley Photography
T 0121 329 2834
M 07961 528992
www.davidwadleyphotography.co.uk

9/4/2011 - I'm getting Direct TV Today!

Opened up my e-mail and had my confirmation of my new Direct TV installation today! Yeppie! So I logged in and checked out my account.



Yes, I had to change the password to log onto my account. But don't worry, I made it very complex and hard to guess. Then, because I'm a nice guy, I changed the e-mail address from the account so that it is no longer using mine.



I personally like:

MICHAELBRENNAN108EJEFERSONAVEWHEATONIL60187@IMTOOSTUPIDTOREMEMBERMYOWNEMAILADDRESS.COM

I think that might be the most awesome e-mail address ever.

And here is my address:

Michael Brennan
108 E. Jefferson Avenue
Wheaton, IL 60187
(847) 271-4711