Sunday, November 18, 2012

11/18/2012 - Joseph Brennan is Gullible.

However, he isn't much smarter than ttobin59@gmail.com who sent this to him to start with.  I replied back, let them know this is an urban legend, they are stupid for sending it, and provided the link to the Snopes article:


From: Joseph Brennan jbrennan38@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, Nov 18, 2012 at 5:10 AM
Subject: FW: Very Important-Warning from Shell Oil Co.
To: Nancy Brennan nbrennan1953@hotmail.com mike brennan @gmail.com


Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2012 11:38:13 -0500
Subject: Very Important-Warning from Shell Oil Co.
From: ttobin59@gmail.com
To: JWH133@GMAIL.COMjbrennan38@hotmail.comJOKEBAR9@aol.comABSHANNON@MSN.COMBASS1939@COMCAST.NETBRUZSUNN@AOL.COMW4J4M4@AOL.COMBOUNCE34@GMAIL.COMBROOKEFERRARO@GMAIL.COMpaulineotoole@verizon.net


> TRUE?  WHO KNOWS BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH.......

>
>
> WARNING FROM SHELL OIL COMPANY DO NOT DELETE, PLEASE READ
>

>

>
> Please send this information to ALL your family &
>
> friends, especially those who have kids in the car with
>
> them while pumping gas. If this were to happen, they may not be able to get
> the children out in time.
>

>
> MUST READ, EVEN IF YOU DON'T OWN A CAR.
>

>
> Shell Oil Comments - A MUST READ!
>

>
> Safety Alert!
>

>
> Here are some reasons why we don't allow cell phones in operating areas,
> propylene oxide handling and
>
> storage area, propane, gas and diesel refueling areas.
>

>
> The Shell Oil Company recently issued a warning after three incidents in
> which mobile phones (cell phones)
>
> ignited fumes during fueling operations.
>

>
> In the first case, the phone was placed on the car's trunk lid during
> fueling; it rang and the ensuing
>
> fire destroyed the car and the gasoline pump.
>

>
> In the second, an individual suffered severe burns to their face when fumes
> ignited as they answered a call
>
> while refueling their car!
>

>
> And in the third, an individual suffered burns to the thigh and groin as
> fumes ignited when the phone, which was in their pocket, rang while they
> were fueling their car.
>

>
> You should know that: Mobile Phones can ignite fuel or fumes.
>

>
> Mobile phones that light up when switched on or when they ring release
> enough energy to provide a spark
>
> for ignition.
>

>
> Mobile phones should not be used in filling stations, or when fueling lawn
> mowers, boat, etc.
>

>
> Mobile phones should not be used, or should be turned off, around other
> materials that generate flammable
>
> or explosive fumes or dust, (I.e., solvents, chemicals, gases, grain, dust,
> etc...)
>

>
> To sum it up, here are the Four Rules for Safe Refueling:
>

>
> 1) Turn off engine
>
> 2) Don't smoke
>
> 3) Don't use your cell phone - leave it inside the vehicle or turn it off.
>
> 4) Don't re-enter your vehicle during fueling.
>

>
> Bob Renkes of Petroleum Equipment Institute is working on a campaign to try
> and make people aware of fires as a result of 'static electricity' at gas
> pumps. His company has researched 150 cases of these fires.
>

>
> His results were very surprising:
>

>
> 1) Out of 150 cases, almost all of them were women.
>

>
> 2) Almost all cases involved the person getting back in their vehicle while
> the nozzle was still pumping gas. When finished, they went back to pull the
> nozzle out and the fire started, as a result of static.
>

>
> 3) Most had on rubber-soled shoes.
>

>
> 4) Most men never get back in their vehicle until completely finished. This
> is why they are seldom
>
> involved in these types of fires.
>

>
> 5) Don't ever use cell phones when pumping gas.
>

>
> 6) It is the vapors that come out of the gas that cause the fire, when
> connected with static charges.
>

>
> 7) There were 29 fires where the vehicle was re-entered and the nozzle was
> touched during refueling from a variety of makes and models. Some resulted
> in extensive damage to the vehicle, to the station, and to the customer.
>

>
> 8) Seventeen fires occurred before, during or immediately after the gas cap
> was removed and before fueling began.
>

>
> Mr. Renkes stresses to NEVER get back into your vehicle while filling it
> with gas. If you absolutely HAVE to get in your vehicle while the gas is
> pumping, make sure you get out, close the door TOUCHING THE METAL, before
> you ever pull the nozzle out. This way the static from your body will be
> discharged before you ever remove the nozzle.
>

>
> As I mentioned earlier, The Petroleum Equipment Institute, along with
> several other companies now, are
>
> really trying to make the public aware of this danger.
>

>
> I ask you to please send this information to ALL your family and friends,
> especially those who have kids in the car with them while pumping gas. If
> this were to happen to them, they may not be able to get the children out in
> time.
>

>
> Thanks for passing this along.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

11/3/2012 - Just say "Hell No!"

Been e-mailed by this check multiple times.  Still don't know her.

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Friday, November 2, 2012

11/2/2012 - Chloe likes Potbelly's

Just got an e-mail receipt for Chloe Brennan, don't know why she used my e-mail address instead of hers to open an account.  Fortunately she used a shitty secret question, her favorite color is Blue.  I called the store manager and didn't get anywhere, so I fixed the account for her and ordered a bowl of Chilli to be picked up with this order.

From: Potbelly Online Order Confirmation 
Date: Fri, Nov 2, 2012 at 4:54 PM
Subject: Potbelly Online Order Receipt
To: michael.brennan@gmail.com




Potbelly Sandwich Works - Online Order!

  Roosevelt and Wabash
  48 East Roosevelt Road
  Chicago, IL
  312-435-1238

DELIVERY
ORDER INFO
Order ID #: 62
Confirmation #: 20971538
When I get my food time: Today 11/2/2012 5:45 PM - 6:00 PM
Customer Information
chloe brennan

1600 south indiana avenue
1306
chicago, IL 60616

Phone #: 7734696519
Alternate Phone #: 
@gmail.com
Your order has been received.
Item                        Qty    Price
----------------------------------------
Farmhouse Chicken Salad     1      $6.95
  Potbelly Vinaigrette                 
For: chloe
Instructions: no grilled chicken
Chocolate Cookie            1      $1.25
Shake                       1      $2.90
  Chocolate                            
  Oreo                                 
For: chloe
A Wreck                     1      $4.60
  Regular                              
  Mayo                                 
  Oil                                  
  Seasoning                            
For: dad
Instructions: no ham
Smoothie                    1      $2.90
  Chocolate                            
  Malt                                 
----------------------------------------
SubTotal:                         $18.60
Delivery Fee:                      $3.50
Tax:                               $2.00
Total:                            $24.10