Showing posts with label dumb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dumb. Show all posts

Monday, February 6, 2012

10/2/2011 - Bank Of America - No Hope For You

Dumbassess at Bank of America still believe I have an account there:

Bank of America customerfocus@bankofamerica.com

10/2/11

to me

Our computer-automated system cannot process responses containing inquiries or comments.
We would be happy to communicate with you by phone at 1-800-653-2465

For your convenience, we are available 24 hours a day.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

7/13/2010 - How do you say Craigslist in British?

This message coming to me is especially funny, because somewhere along the line the mail address got changed to mine when someone was replying to a message. Hey, I think I'll change that e-mail address, it looks wrong on the "Reply" line that auto pouplated:

from rramzan@gmail.com
reply-to rramzan@gmail.com
to
date Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 6:41 AM
subject Fw: folding table
mailed-by gmail.com
signed-by gmail.com
hide details 6:41 AM (4 hours ago)

Ok, see if there's any interest at £50. All that came out of the exchange with steph was a lot of back and forth arguing where we bought it from. (His memory still not his strong point). Although he thinks we bought it for around £100.

Many thanks,
Rehana

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

From: rramzan@gmail.com
Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2010 08:27:02 +0000
To: Michael Brennan michael.w.brennan@gmail.com
ReplyTo: rramzan@gmail.com
Subject: Re: folding table

Hey mike,

I'm actually not sure how much we paid for it. So have sent a text to steph asking if he remembers.

If he doesn't get back to me then I'll give you a finger-in-the-air number.

Thanks muchly :)

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

From: Michael Brennan michael.w.brennan@gmail.com
Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2010 08:22:18 +0100
To: Rehana Ramzan rramzan@gmail.com
Subject: folding table

Hi Rehana,

Just going to put the folding table up for sale. Any idea how much you want for it?

Also, received the £250 you transferred to my account. Thanks!

:)
--
Michael
Reply
Forward
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Friday, June 18, 2010

6/18/2010 - Bank Of America won't leave me alone.

Bank of America will not stop e-mailing me, I've called several times, but they won't help me because I don't have an account. However, they will continue to e-mail me relentlessly about my account with their institution. Stupid!

fromBank of America
to@gmail.com
dateFri, Jun 18, 2010 at 8:50 PM
subjectBank of America Customer Service - Tell us what you think
mailed-bysatisfactionsurvey.bankofamerica.com
signed-bysatisfactionsurvey.bankofamerica.com

Jun 18 (3 days ago)

Bank of America would like to thank you for the phone call that you, or someone in your household, made on 06/17/2010. The voice of the customer is very important to Bank of America as it continually monitors and improves its customer service.

You can provide your feedback on Bank of America’s customer service performance by completing a brief 5 minute survey. To participate in the survey, click on the Web address below.

http://survey1.sendyouropinions.com/survey.aspx?I.project=w1020e&id=1451898&password=xbwxw

If that does not launch the survey, please cut and paste the link into your browser bar or type in the following web address:

http://survey1.sendyouropinions.com/survey.aspx

When you reach the login screen, please enter the following information:

Your project ID is: w1020e
Your login ID is: 1451898
Your password is: xbwxw

For your convenience, the survey is available 24 hours a day, seven days a week through 06/25/2010, and can be accessed from any computer with Internet access. If you have difficulty accessing the survey, please refer to the Technical Assistance link below.

http://www.sendyouropinions.com/tech_faq.htm

QUESTIONS / COMMENTS:
If you would like to pass along questions or comments pertaining to Bank of America's products or services or have any non-survey related issues, (i.e. billing, customer service, etc.), please contact Bank of America's customer service department directly at 1.800.432.1000 or bankofamerica.com, and they will be happy to assist you.

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http://www.convergysresearch.com/takeout/stopit.asp?project=w1020e&id=1451898, enter your e-mail address, and press submit to be removed from our database.

Bank of America Email, 8th Floor, 101 South Tryon St.,
Charlotte, NC 28255-0001

Thursday, April 8, 2010

4/8/2010 - Really, I'm not getting any smarter.

Ok, after the earlier experience with XOOM.COM earlier today, I got the following message:

from Michael Brennan adrianabrennan@gmail.com
to @gmail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more

date Thu, Apr 8, 2010 at 5:48 PM

subject Brennan family form brasil
mailed-bygmail.com
signed-bygmail.com

hide details 5:48 PM (2 hours ago)

Hi, I am sorry, when I went to open up a xoom account I accidentally put the wrong ending on my email which ended up probably sending you a request to verify and login. I am sorry about that and hope I didn´t cause any problem. I wrote and email to xoom and called them up letting them know what happened.
I and my family minister here in brasil as missionaries and was trying to do some necessary transactions on-line.

Michael J. Brennan

So, I'm trying to figure out what to make of this, the guy does this quite frequently. Then, less than an hour later, I get the following e-mail message:

from Michael Brennan manchioneel@gmail.com
to @gmail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more

dateThu, Apr 8, 2010 at 6:43 PM
subjecttest msg sent thursday 4/8 8pm second message sent
mailed-bygmail.com
signed-bygmail.com

hide details 6:43 PM (1 hour ago)

This message was sent second from my manchioneel account to my michaelbrennan93 account

Really, if you can't type your own e-mail address, and keep typing mine instead, I'm not sure there is any help for you moving forward.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

10/11/2006 - Maybe work e-mail is the wrong place to send this from...

from Christine L. Hayes CLHayes@sse-law.com
to Michael Brennan @gmail.com

date Wed, Oct 11, 2006 at 12:17 PM

hide details 10/11/06

I am so behind the times – it just dawned on me to go to youtube and type in Trailer Park Boys………….I love that the trailer uses Spirit of Radio………..

Christine Hayes
Legal Assistant
Seeley, Savidge & Ebert Co., L.P.A.
800 Fifth Third Center
600 Superior Avenue East
Cleveland, Ohio 44114
(216) 566-8200
(216) 535-4529 (direct dial)
(216) 566-0213 (fax)

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

9/12/06 - Someone likes a crappy TV show

fromChristine L. Hayes CLHayes@sse-law.com
to (Yes, this is you.) Learn more

date Tue, Sep 12, 2006 at 1:30 PM
subjectTPB

hide details 9/12/06


So we are completely caught up on Trailer Park Boys, through Season 5. Have to wait for season 6 to come out on DVD. That is, hands down, the funniest show I’ve ever seen.