3/1/2010 - I'm too stupid to protect myself.

Identity Theft is a serious problem. You have to be careful, protect your information, don't give away things to other people.

Unless you are "Michael J Brennan", then you just sign up for Identity Theft Protection with Bank Of America using someone else's e-mail address.

Because, when it comes to keeping secrets, nothing is better than sharing them with a stranger.

What a dumb ass.