9/14/2011 - Sounds like Farts to me

Didn't even know there was such a job as "Wind Analyst":

Elizabeth Coleman elizabeth.coleman@sserenewables.com

9/14/11

to me

Hello Michael,

My name is Liz Coleman and I am the team leader for the Resource Assessment team in Ireland.

Thank you for your application for the wind analyst position.

I would like to have a chat with you about your interest in the role and your current expereience.

I realise that your currently living the Montana so I was wondering if you could let me know when would be the most convienent time for me to call you and what phone number you can be reached on.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Liz.

Elizabeth Coleman
Resource Assessment Team Leader - ROI/NI Onshore

SSE Renewables
Phone + 353 1 655 6567
Mobile + 353 87 121 3081
elizabeth.coleman@sserenewables.com

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9/6/2011 - A bachelor got mounted!

Personally, I'd like to see a hot blonde chick stradling some lucky guy if I'm going to see "Mount Bachelor". To each his own.


from Bob Brennan bbrennan@kellersupply.com

to "@gmail.com"

date Tue, Sep 6, 2011 at 10:36 PM

subject Road trip

hide details 10:36 PM (11 hours ago)

This is MT. Bachelor at sunset!

Sent from my iPhone

9/5/2011 - I'm a 10 year old boy!

Now I'm a 10 year old boy, looking for work, the message below had a link, so I followed it, right into my account.

from Castings castings@exploretalent.info
to @gmail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 1:10 PM
subject New Clothing Limne seeking Youth Models
mailed-by exploretalent.info
signed-by exploretalent.info
hide details 1:10 PM (35 minutes ago)

ExploreTalent.com

Dear Michael Brennan,

New Clothing Line seeking Youth models for Photo Shoot!
Seeking Male & Female Models - Ages 4-18
Pays up to $400 per day
Call 702-447-0507 For more information ASAP!



Yeah, thought the account needed a little more information. So I updated it for them.

9/5/2011 - I'm getting married!

Karen would be such an excellent wife. But alas, I'm happily married for over 10 years now and in the USA. Don't need to cross the pond to get some action. Would also like to congratulate Wadley Photography, not much says "Professional Business" like a free e-mail address from hotmail.com.

from David Wadley dgwadley@hotmail.com
to @gmail.com
date Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 12:05 PM
subject Wedding Photography
mailed-by hotmail.com

Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
hide details 12:05 PM (1 hour ago)
Hi Karen and Michael

I hope you are well. With your wedding now only a few weeks away. I invite you to come and see me again to talk about the final arrangements, timings, who’s who, etc. May I also remind you that the final payment on your wedding photography will be due please. This can be paid by debit card, cheque or cash.

Let me know when is good for you to come over – evenings or weekends are no problem.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Many thanks

Dave Wadley

David Wadley Photography
T 0121 329 2834
M 07961 528992
www.davidwadleyphotography.co.uk

9/4/2011 - I'm getting Direct TV Today!

Opened up my e-mail and had my confirmation of my new Direct TV installation today! Yeppie! So I logged in and checked out my account.



Yes, I had to change the password to log onto my account. But don't worry, I made it very complex and hard to guess. Then, because I'm a nice guy, I changed the e-mail address from the account so that it is no longer using mine.



I personally like:

MICHAELBRENNAN108EJEFERSONAVEWHEATONIL60187@IMTOOSTUPIDTOREMEMBERMYOWNEMAILADDRESS.COM

I think that might be the most awesome e-mail address ever.

And here is my address:

Michael Brennan
108 E. Jefferson Avenue
Wheaton, IL 60187
(847) 271-4711

8/1/2011 - More Irish Real Estate

Not only did someone else use my e-mail address, they also used a fake phone number it appears:

from Caroline Jesper caroline@kidds.ie
to @gmail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date Wed, Aug 10, 2011 at 5:57 AM
subject Quote for Unoccupied Property
Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.

hide details 5:57 AM (50 minutes ago)

Hi Michael,

Further to your phone conversation with Stephen yesterday, I am looking to confirm a few details in order to obtain a quotation. Please could you give me a call on 01 2861301 if possible. Unfortunately I am unable to get through on your mobile number, it appears to be forwarding to a fax machine.

Many thanks,
Caroline.

Caroline Jesper
Kidd Insurances Ltd

Tel: 01 2861301
Fax: 01 2866087

Save Money on your Health Insurance with Aviva Health. Ask me today about switching!

Eugene Corrigan Insurances Ltd trading as Kidd Insurances is Regulated by the Central Bank of Ireland.

8/9/2011 - I'm a Triathlete!

I don't know where I find the time to do all these things, but evidently I'm in a Triathlon at the end of the month, and I haven't even started training. Check out that e-mail address! Maybe I'm in the Army now.


from Daly, Ellen S LTC MIL USA Ellen.Daly@amedd.army.mil

to "@gmail.com"

date Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 11:39 AM

subject Info on hotel for Triathlon if you want it (UNCLASSIFIED)

mailed-by

amedd.army.mil

hide details 11:39 AM (2 hours ago)

Classification: UNCLASSIFIED Caveats: NONE

Martin,

Here is the info for the hotel for the triathlon in case you are interested. The reservation is under my name for a Studio apartment with a Queen size bed with pull out couch and a mini kitchen (cook top stove but no oven), and Jacuzzi tub in the bathroom.

Check in Fri, 30 Sep

Check out Sun 2 Oct

Price is $313.92 for the 2 nights.

Here is the link to the lodge.

http://www.fernwoodhotel.com/lodging.php

I am only sending this to you b/c the lodge is booked and you guys mentioned you are still figuring out your lodging. If you are interested, I can change to someone’s name.

If you are not interested, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG DEAL, they will allow me to cancel the reservation since it is far enough in advance.

Let me know either way. Bummed I will miss it, but Doug is pretty sure that his flight is during this time, so I will be heading to NC to get him on the plane.

Thanks again for coming up last week. It truly meant a lot to me and was a big help having your support. I got a beautiful letter from Tatiana and your folks this week. Truly touching and so thoughtful. You have an amazing support system as well and I am lucky to be a part of it.

Ellen
Classification: UNCLASSIFIED Caveats: NONE

8/4/2011 - Now I'm buying a phone!

I actually owned (or got from my company) a Blackberry Storm when they first came out. Complete piece of shit device. Overall one of the most disappointing, crippled, useless pieces of technology I have ever experienced. In the interest of helping me out, I'm not going to respond to this e-mail.

from Alwyn Ashton alwyn@aatrainingltd.com

to martin [dot] brennan [at] gmail [dot] com

date Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 11:46 AM

subject Pictures of Blackberry Storm

hide details 11:46 AM (54 minutes ago)

Hi,

Please find attached the pictures as requested. Sorry they aren’t very good, with the reflection, it is difficult to capture the screen. The phone is in excellent condition and I am only selling it as I have been given a company mobile and have no need for 2 phones.

Thank you

Claire.

7/29/2011 - Someone Has Died

from Ellen daly ellensdaly@yahoo.com

to "martinbrennan [at] gmail.com"

date

Fri, Jul 29, 2011 at 3:58 PM

subject

Fw: Info

mailed-by

yahoo.com

signed-by

yahoo.com

hide details Jul 29 (5 days ago)

Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android

From: Ellen daly ellensdaly@yahoo.com ;
To: Beth Buehler beth_buehler@yahoo.com ; Lori Demeter demeterl@comcast.net ;
Subject: Info
Sent: Fri, Jul 29, 2011 7:58:30 PM

Hey guys,
Thanks again for all your prayers. Here is the info

Wake is on Monday from 2 to 4 and 6 to 9 at Malpezzi funeral home, 8 market place way mechanicsburg

Funeral is Tuesday at 11 am at St Joseph's catholic on 400 east Simpson st mechanicsburg pa

Love ya both

Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android

7/12/2011 - Another Insurance Quote

from Thuvan Pratt info@pratt-financial-insurance.com
reply-to info@pratt-financial-insurance.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
to michaelbrennan@ (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 2:01 AM
subject Requested Life Insurance Quotes
hide details 2:01 AM (18 hours ago)
Dear Michael,

I received your request and wanted to introduce myself. My name is, Thuvan Pratt. As an independent agent, I have the ability to research hundreds of options for my customers, with the ultimate goal always being affordable programs that meet the specific needs of an individual and his or her circumstances. I will be in touch with you soon to review plans designed to meet your needs.

In the meantime, please keep in mind Pratt Finanacial & Insurance offers a wide variety of services including annuities, life insurance, final expense insurance, individual and group health policies, and long-term care and disability insurance. If you would like more details, just let us know.

We are happy to assist in ensuring the best protection for you, your family and your assets at the very best price.

I look forward to talking to you soon. If you have any questi ons please don't hesitate to give me a call anytime using the numbers below.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

Thuvan Pratt

Owner
Pratt Financial & Insurance
8080 Beckett Center Drive Suite 128
West Chester, Ohio 45069

513-860-4900 Office
513-860-4898 Fax
513-509-0146 Cell

thuvan@pratt-financial-insurance.com

Website: pratt-financial-insurance.com

7/12/2011 - I saw the sign...

More mail for someone in Ireland I think. Told her I was busy on Thursday, she will call me back in a couple of weeks:

from SUZANNE ROWLEY SROWLEY@wlr.ie
to MERIAL@eircom.net,
michaelbrennan@ (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 6:08 AM
subject Community Signage initiative
hide details 6:08 AM (13 hours ago)
Good Afternoon

Thank you for your interest in the proposed community signage initiative. As both Adare Community Council and Tidy Towns groups have submitted Expression of Interest Forms I would like to arrange to meet both groups together and discuss the proposed signage for Adare in more detail. If suitable could I suggest meeting this Thursday July 14th at around 3.30pm in Adare. If this is not suitable perhaps you could suggest an alternative sometime after August 3rd as I will be away on annual leave for the next two weeks.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly

Regards

Suzanne

Suzanne Rowley

West Limerick Resources
Information and Communication Officer
St Mary's Rd
Newcastle West
Co. Limerick
Telephone: 069 79114
FAX: 069 61870
Email: srowley@wlr.ie
Website: www.wlr.ie
Company Registration number: 206973 CHY 11712



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7/12/2011 - Giving out my e-mail address

WTF? Really, here is an e-mail telling someone to change their e-mail address to mine:

from Kerry C. McKenna mckeowncorp1@aol.com
to
date Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 6:08 PM
subject Re: Chapel Restoration
mailed-by aol.com
Important mainly because it was sent directly to you.
hide details 6:08 PM (1 hour ago)
THANK YOU MIKE!!!

Best- Kerry

Kerry C. McKenna
Cell: 847-530-8587
Email: mckeowncorp1@aol.com


-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Brennan michael.brennan02@gmail.com
To: kerry mckenna mckeowncorp1@aol.com
Sent: Tue, Jul 12, 2011 3:24 pm
Subject: Chapel Restoration

Dear Kerry,

Please change my e-mail address to michael.brennan @ gmail.com. Also, to date I Have given 2 checks = $250 designated for the chapel restoration project. I made out the checks to Seattle Unity/for Chapel Restoration.

Best regards,

Mike

7/11/2011 - Pussy

Looks like at least one of me is getting some!

from Leanne Nicholson leannenicholson@gmail.com

to: martin.brennan [at] gmail.com

date Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 4:40 AM

subject

Marbles and Scrabble

mailed-by

gmail.com

signed-by

gmail.com

hide details Jul 11

Hi Martin

I hope you are well and that Marbles and Scrabble have settled in to their new home. I hope your son likes them!

I've notified my vets, Companion Care, Derby, that I've rehomed Marbles and Scrabble. They've have made a note on their records to say its ok for your vets to contact them to transfer their history over to your vets. Then you will have the full details of Marbles' recent operation. Companion Care's number is 01332 206378.

I've also cancelled my pet insurance with Pet Plan. They have been good if you wanted to reinsure Marbles and Scrabble with them under your name, unless you already have insurance elsewhere. When Marbles had her operation it cost over £400 but I just paid the £55 insurance excess and Pet Plan only took a couple of weeks to process the claim. Please let me know if you need any more info from me.

I'm sure Marbles and Scrabble will be well loved and have a happy life with you and your family, and I'm so grateful for that, but if for any reason it doesn't work out and you no longer want them please let me know.

Thank you

Leanne

6/20/2011 - Church People Want Me

Don't know why I get so much e-mail from others about church stuff.

from Sylvia Gonzales sylvialq27@gmail.com
to @gmail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more

dateSun, Jun 19, 2011 at 9:11 AM
subjectconference
mailed-bygmail.com
signed-bygmail.com

hide details Jun 19 (1 day ago)

Good morning Michael,
How are you ? Sorry l was not able to get in touch with you again. l was planning to do it last week but something happened. l was hoping to see you last FCN meeting. But anyways, l want to ask you what day is good for you so we can meet with Deacon John & have a short meeting with him.Talked to Fr. Cletus & he said we can go to Deacon John for whatever our plans will be.
There's another nurse, from the choir who volunteered Angy Hayes, & l learned that she has been a parish nurse for about 5-6 years, from another parish [ Espiritu Santo Church]. She'll be a big help to us, be able to guide us with her experience & she's willing to come to our meeting, [ Monday & Tuesday, her days off].
Also there's a conference on August 27 that you may want to attend. It's free ' Bridging the Gap: Empowering the Patient, Caregiver and Professional to Manage Diabetes" You may call 727-940-2808 to register and also there's 5.5 CEUs. l brought some flyers to the church for our parishioners who might be interested also. lt's open to the public but just need to register early as they have 250 seats for accomodation. lf you know of anybody who wants to attend just give that number. lf you need other info, let me know or l usually email Debbie Rivard
Thanks & hope to hear from you....................Sylvia

5/30/2011 - Dayton Ohio Groupon

Attention Michael Brennan of Dayton Ohio, this is not your e-mail address, stop using it, you are an idiot.

5/29/2011 - I'm a used car salesman.

I haven't been keeping up with this site like I should, maybe I'll add some more stuff soon. Looks like I'm somehow selling a beat up Peugeot. Never trust a used French car.

from ray o'donnell rayod5@hotmail.com
to @gmail.com
date Sun, May 29, 2011 at 7:26 PM
subject 2008 Peugeot 308
mailed-by hotmail.com
hide details 7:26 PM (11 hours ago)
Michael,
As per our telephone conversation regarding the above vehicle Peugeot 308 2008 please find enclosed the pictures of the defects that I told you about.Firstly there is a large dent on the Rear tailgate,the floor carpet on the drivers side front is badly worn and ripped,the right hand front mirror cover is missing and lastly and most worrying is the fact that there is a Warning of Defective Braking System illuminating on the display unit and the ABS light is staying on in the Dash.I had a friend of mine check the vehicle with a diagenostic machine which indicates a permanent electrical fault in the Recirculating Pump of the braking system which i will have to consult with a Service department of a Peugeot Garage to find out the exact problem and solution to this fault.As you can apreciate all the above issues where not awear to me until i viewed the vehicle and all would have to be rectified before selling the vehicle and seeing that i have invested a full day of my time and a lot of money already by going to Letterkenny to collect the vehicle i wonder would you be able to pass on this information to whoever is responsible for disposing of vehicles within your company and see if any negotating could be done on the price of the vehicle to reflect the above problems and also the fact that hte vehicle is well over due a timing belt.The biggest concern that i have in relation to the vehicle is the fault with the braking system which is a serious problem and will have to be rectified immediately so i will make contact with a peugeot garage first thing in the morning to see if they can give me an indication as to the cost of rectifing this problem and speak to yourself as soon as i have more concrete information.
Regards
Raymond O Donnell