12/25/2009 - I got old and fat!

Ok, I think I'm the one in the Blue & White stripped shirt. Don't know what happened, but somewhere along the way I got old and overweight. Damn. Got to start taking better care of myself:

Happy Holidays from all at a blow-out lunch at the Cheesecake Factory, December 2009
Love, Michael & Sarah
From left: John, Michael, Sarah, Jake and Jake’s Cathy

12/22/2009 - I'm Invited!

Man, I'm tempted to go to this thing, too bad Ohio is so far away, $25 gets food, beer and music? Shit, the folks I went to school should see this, last reunion I attended was $100+ per person and didn't have beer. What a rip-off, I'm moving to Ohio and stealing this guy's identity! Hey, I get a $5 discount if I bring a chick. Looks like someone smart set this up, everyone knows chicks drink less beer.

from Michele Verdi genevamulti@yahoo.com

Hi!

First of all I would like to wish you Happy Holidays!! May you have a healthy and pleasant New Year!!Tickets for the Multi-Year Reunion for class of 90 to 82 are on sale right now!!! I have had classmates use the Pay Pal option to buy tickets. I will send the link to the Pay Pal button to buy tickets for your easy convenience. Also the other way to buy tickets is to send a check or money order made out to Geneva Multi-Year Reunion and mail it to: Michele Verdi162 Pepperidge DriveGeneva, Ohio 44041Single tickets are $25.00 Couple tickets are $45.00 The reunion will include dinner, entertainment, beer, and mix. The date is set for July 31, 2010 at Harpersfield Rec Center.Any questions call me 440-415-3762.

Thank You,

Michele Verdi

11/28/2009 - I don't own a Playstation 3

Something of which I am really proud. However, that didn't stop some wanker in the UK or Ireland from signing me up for a PSN account that I can't delete or stop the mail from, thanks you big stupid wanker (Hey, found the unsubscribe link, but I want the remove my e-mail from this account link.):

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11/16/2009 - Wow!

This would be some great information, if any of the download links actually worked:

from wallington@cubittandwest.co.uk
to @googlemail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more

dateMon, Nov 16, 2009 at 12:07 PM
subjectYour HIP is now available

hide details 12:07 PM (11 hours ago)

Dear Mr & Mrs Brennan

We are pleased to confirm that the Home Information Pack for your property is now complete.

You can download and view a copy of the HIP document at http://system.hiphub.co.uk/access/cubitt/39718. If your computer doesn't have the relevant software installed, you can also download the free Adobe Reader from http://www.adobe.com/reader.

Kind regards,

Cubitt & West

11/16/2009 - I'm still working hard at the newspaper

But I don't have an idea what this is all about:

from Eimear Ni Bhraonain eNiBhraonain@independent.ie
to Michael Brennan @gmail.com

date Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 5:19 AM
subject held
mailed-by independent.ie

hide details 5:19 AM (1 hour ago)


Hi Michael,
We held this to use it today – can you clarify the points in red – think Gareth spoke to Eddie about it last night. Sounds good.
E

BRENNAN: Special adviser salaries soared under Bertie
*FOI documents reveal Government spending tens of millions on special advisers over past 11 years. Document shows huge rise in salaries paid to special advisers from 1998, shortly after Bertie Ahern took over, to the current day. (need headline figures for how many people employed and total salary cost)
* Gerry Hickey saw his salary rise from IR£82,715 to €229,918 over nine years
* Joe Lennon enjoyed the second highest salary at €216,516
* The huge spend raises questions of whether every Government minister needs two special advisers, and the Taoiseach six – should they not rely on the civil service?
* They are revealed days after Brian Cowen called for restraint in public service pay
BRENNAN: Declaration of interests - for first time, and show most declare nothing
PANEL: Who are the advisers, what qualifications? Employment dates and pay.
BRENNAN: Analysis – How special are the special advisers?
- PIC: File of Gerry Hickey (Bertie), Joe Lennon, Peter Clinch (Cowen)

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11/16/2009 - I won a judgement!

Wonder if I'll be rich?

This one is great, it has a warning in TWO languages!

E-mail follows:

from SmallClaimsDunlaoghaire@courts.ie
to @gmail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more

dateMon, Nov 16, 2009 at 4:58 AM
subjectsmall claim
mailed-bycourts.ie

hide details 4:58 AM (1 hour ago)



Hi Michael,

Thanks for contacting me. As the Respondent did not reply within the
specified time you are entitled to obtain judgement in the office .
Please contact me re swearing affidavit.

regards

catherine Murphy
2800038


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11/15/2009 - A very special thanks.

Special thanks to Shan Griffin shanos08@hotmail.com for sending me pictures of people mutilating themselves with knives. I really wanted to see that, thanks a bunch. The pictures were too grotesque to include with this post, and I'm a fairly difficult person to offend.

11/9/2009 - Buy My House, Please!

Ok, someone used a variant of my e-mail address to open up an account to list their house. Stoopid. At least the welcome message has the password, so I can have a little fun with this one. Oh, and as this is a notification for MY account, I logged in and changed the password to something I could remember:

from wallington@cubittandwest.co.uk
to @googlemail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more

date Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 11:00 PM
subjectYour new account details with Cubitt & West

hide details Nov 7 (1 day ago)




Dear Mr & Mrs Brennan
Thank you for choosing Cubitt & West to market your home. To enable you to keep track of your home move, I am pleased to provide you with your own unique password into the "My Account" area on our website, where you can view all activities carried out on your behalf. In order for you to access this section of the website, an account has been created for you.
Simply visit our website at:-
www.cubittandwest.co.uk and input the following Email address and Password
Email Address - michaelbrennan@googlemail.com
Password - yellow2
Your initial password is yellow2 which you will need to enter into this field on your first visit to My Account. You can then change your password to one of your choosing, which gives you the opportunity to select a password you can easily remember. If at anytime you forget your password then please follow the instructions on screen and we will remind you of your password by sending you an e-mail.
My Account has been designed to be simple to use but if you have any problems either logging into this section, or simply need a bit more help using this feature then please do not hesitate to call or visit our branch where my colleagues will be happy to assist you.



Rebecca Jennings, Branch Manager
Wallington

© Arun Estates

11/6/2009 - Damn, what a dissapointment!

Well, I thought I was hiring a prostitute, a chick's name, and a company called Move With Us. Guess I'm just a hopeless optimist...

Holy crap, what kind of company charges so much to move?

E-mail message follows:

from Wendy Spaxman wendy.spaxman@movewithus.co.uk
to @googlemail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date Fri, Nov 6, 2009 at 10:37 AM
subject Payment Confirmation Details
mailed-by movewithus.co.uk
hide details 10:37 AM (1 hour ago)

This email has been sent to you as confirmation of a successful payment
transaction.

The details of the transaction are as follows.

Customer ID : 421223

Transaction ID : 72682

Transaction Amount : £417.35

Transaction Reference : 4af3fe88-6d9f-3001-002a-0003bac00fc9

Payment Taken By : Wendy Spaxman

Please direct any queries regarding this transaction to Wendy Spaxman on
01480 409449 or simply reply to this email message.

9/8/2009 - I'm a hospitable guy & Roseann is a hard worker...

I can't include the attached letter, some detailed insider info about a company of which I know nothing.

Evidently I'm a really good host:

from Barrett, Jon J.Barrett@ljmu.ac.uk
to paul@cwcab.org.uk, @googlemail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more

date Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 1:35 PM
subject FW: 16th Sept
mailed-by ljmu.ac.uk

hide details 1:35 PM (1 hour ago)

For info.

Michael - thank you for your hospitality this afternoon and please pass on my thanks to the team I met who are clearly doing a great job,

________________________________

From: Barrett, Jon
Sent: Tue 08/09/2009 7:33 PM
To: Kelvin Johnstone
Cc: John McLintock; Wendy Steel; Sharon Baddeley; lesedwards681@btinternet.com; Richard Wood; kirschljk@aol.com; val.murphy@citizensadvice.org.uk
Subject: RE: 16th Sept

Attached letter sent today to the following:

David Jones
Susan Walden
Maureen Shirvill
Alex Tate
Brian Turner
Roger Stringer
Noel Radcliffe
Lyn Francis

Please note there are only eight as David had signed the letter twice and Muriel and Gwen no longer volunteer at Chester.

Wendy and I met with Malcolm this morning and are now writing up our notes and confering - will confirm our decision in due course.

I spent the afternoon in the Chester bureau which was very interesting and enjoyable - it certainly helped inform my investigation into these issues.

Hopefully that is it until next Weds - I will prepare a brief summary and recommendations for the trustee only meeting to kick us off,

Thanks,
Jon


---- Update ----

This was quidkly followed by this message:

from Barrett, Jon J.Barrett@ljmu.ac.uk
to rosannew@cwcab.org.uk

ccpaul@cwcab.org.uk, @googlemail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more,
jasonvrcab@googlemail.com

dateTue, Sep 8, 2009 at 1:39 PM
subject This afternoon
mailed-by ljmu.ac.uk

hide details 1:39 PM (1 hour ago)

It was a pleasure to meet you this afternoon Rosanne - thank you for the tremendous amount of hard work you are putting in - it is very much appreciated,

Cheers,

Jon

8/30/2009 - A Fine Preposition

Wherever I go to school, rest assured they have taught me to never end a sentence with a preposition:

from maddie kahler maddiekahler@gmail.com
to @gmail.com (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date Sun, Aug 30, 2009 at 6:47 PM

subject school

mailed-by gmail.com

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where do you go to school at

8/3/2009 - Guess Aaron's not getting paid!

I LOVE THIS MESSAGE!

"please let me know if you didn’t receive."

WTF - "Hey, Rosan, I didn't get your message..."

Idiotic message follows:

from Rosan Lambert Rosan@tantowel.com
to
cc aarontlambert@gmail.com aarontlambert@gmail.com

date Mon, Aug 3, 2009 at 5:41 PM
subject Aaron's Time Sheets
mailed-by tantowel.com

hide details Aug 3 (1 day ago) Reply

Hello,

Here are Aaron’s Time Sheets. There are 4 of them, please let me know if you didn’t receive.

Thank you!

Rosan Lambert Assistant to Shipping & Receiving Manager TanTowel rosan@tantowel.com www.tantowel.com 2665 W. Cheyenne Ave North Las Vegas, NV 89032 Tel (702) 360-4879 Fax (702) 360-0772 Skype: rosanl1

7/31/2009 - Yay! Tempest is on tour!

Wait, I've never heard of Tempest, the "globally-renowned hybrid of high-energy folk rock fusing Irish reels, Scottish ballads, Norwegian influences and other world music elements." Wow, sounds like they are just too lazy or dumb to pick one thing and stick with a plan.

Usual crap message follows:

from TEMPEST chimera@saber.net
to Michael Brennan
date Fri, Jul 31, 2009 at 12:50 AM

subject...:: TEMPEST ::... East Coast Summer Shows 2009

hide details 12:50 AM (38 minutes ago) Reply

Dear Friends,

Tempest is back on the East Coast, with some exciting upcoming Shows for you!Looking forward to seeing you soon!
.::.::.::.::.::.::.::
Aug. 1 & 2,Abingdon, VAVIRGINIA HIGHLANDS FESTIVALDowntown, Sat. 2:30pm, 8:30pm, Sun. 1:30pm, 6pmFor more info (276) 623-5266
This will be Tempest's fourth year at this charming festival. Nestled in thefoothills of Appalachia, Abingdon is a beautiful historic town full of tradition.
Again, we are looking forward to share the stage with our old friends 'Rathkeltair'as well as another fine bunch of Celtic Performers, a great party!
Thu. Aug. 6,Bethlehem, PABETHLEHEM MUSIKFESTDowntown, Volksplatz, 7pm (610) 332-1300We first started playing at Musikfest back in 1992, and after all these yearswe keep coming back! This is one of the musical highlights of the summer.
Fri. Aug. 7,New Hope, PAJOHN & PETER'S96 South Main St. 9pm (215) 862-5981This is our favorite intimate venue. The show expects to sell out, so get yourTickets early. We are looking forward to another magic night in New Hope.

Be sure to check our home page for updates and news!http://www.tempestmusic.com
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7/28/2009 - I'm going to Ireland, YAY!

It has been a pretty busy year around here, now it looks like I'm going to Ireland. Wow, I don't even know these people and they bought me an airline ticket. Hope they aren't expecting me to put out...

Then again, when I read the ticketing information, this is for Charles Waltz and Amy Brennan, so not sure how this is "My Itenary"...

Exciting message follows:

from Brennan Myriam Myriam.Brennan@centralbank.ie
to brennaja@tcd.ie, {mynamewashere]@gmail.com,myriam.brennan@gmail.com

date Tue, Jul 28, 2009 at 8:23 AM
subject FW: Your Itinerary
mailed-by centralbank.ie

Dublin 12/3/09

This trip includes flights.

Reservation Made: 07/27/09

Flight reservation

Orbitz record locator: AP1101013C8SBWGX

Airline record locator:US Airways - FX8JE7

Aer Lingus - 2ATBTW

American Airlines - ETWPUS

Ticket numbers:0537450868039-040

Total flight cost:$1,034.92 USD

Price Assurance: Get an automatic Price Assurance cash refund if another customer books the same flights at a lower price.

Traveler(s) Frequent flier details

CHARLES WALTZ
AMY BRENNAN

Leave Thursday, December 3, 2009
US Airways 3803 Economy Canadair Regional Jet (CRJ) 1hr 35min 495 miles
Operated by: US AIRWAYS EXPRESS-AIR WISCONSIN. Please check in with the operating carrier.
Depart:3:00pm Pittsburgh, PA Pittsburgh Int'l Apt. (PIT)
Arrive:4:35pmBoston, MA Boston Logan International (BOS)

Seat: 4A, 4C Seats are confirmed view/change seats
Change planes. Time between flights: 1hr 40min
Aer Lingus 136 Economy Airbus Industrie A330-200 (332) 6hr 5min 2985 miles
Depart:6:15pm Boston, MA Boston Logan International (BOS)
Arrive:5:20amDublin, Ireland Dublin (DUB)

Seat: 42H, 42K Seats are confirmed
This is an overnight flight.
Total duration: 9hr 20min Total miles: 3480 miles
Return Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Aer Lingus 105 Economy Airbus Industrie A330 (330) 7hr 40min 3176 miles
Depart:10:30am Dublin, Ireland Dublin (DUB)
Arrive:1:10pmNew York, NY New York John F Kennedy Intl (JFK)

Seat: 42A, 42C Seats are confirmed
Change planes. Time between flights: 2hr 25min
American Airlines 4315 Economy Embraer RJ145 (ER4) 1hr 50min 331 miles
Operated by: AMERICAN EAGLE. Please check in with the operating carrier.
Depart:3:35pm New York, NY New York John F Kennedy Intl (JFK)
Arrive:5:25pmPittsburgh, PA Pittsburgh Int'l Apt. (PIT)

Seat: 13B, 13C Seats are confirmed view/change seats
Total duration: 11hr 55min Total miles: 3507 miles

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Me again - you know how I LOVE the disclaimers (in red) at the end of these messages. The Central Bank of Ireland owns this message, and I should delete it now. I am doing something that is "STRICTLY PROHIBITED"! Oh my! What are they going to do, have me deported to Ireland, then make me peel potatoes and listen to U2 music as punishment?

7/22/2009 - Confusion Ensues

Ok, I replied to my new Indian (dot, not feather) friend, inquiring as to why I was put on the list, and demanding to be removed at once. Got the response below, and they did not remove me from the list.

from Roshan Raman roshan.raman@gmail.com
reply-to raman@yahoogroups.com

to raman@yahoogroups.com raman@yahoogroups.com

cc rameshraman2001@yahoo.com rameshraman2001@yahoo.com

dateTue, Jul 21, 2009 at 11:43 PM
subject Re: [raman] today amavasai
mailing list raman.yahoogroups.com Filter messages from this mailing list
mailed-by returns.groups.yahoo.com
signed-by yahoogroups.com

hide details 11:43 PM (7 hours ago) Reply

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Mike,

You're on this group because I added you. It has mom, dad and Anu on it, thought you were on it too but you weren't. That last email was from dad.

Sent from my iPhone

7/21/2009 - Indian Mailing List

Look, someone signed me up for an Indian (dot, not feather) mailing list. WTF? I don't care if this guy is going to India. Unless he is giving me part of the $2M he says he has to distribute to charity. I could use a donation like that about now.

from Ramesh Raman rameshraman2001@yahoo.com
reply-to raman@yahoogroups.com

to sheela/anu/rosh raman raman@yahoogroups.com

dateTue, Jul 21, 2009 at 7:09 PM
subject[raman] today amavasai
mailing list raman.yahoogroups.com Filter messages from this mailing list
mailed-by returns.groups.yahoo.com
signed-by yahoogroups.com

hide details 7:09 PM (3 hours ago) Reply

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Folks,

Today July 21, 2009 around 10:34 I had a call from Delhi. I returned the call around 10:40 and conditionally accepted a position in HP with a final acceptance in the first week of September 2009. The assignment is a great challenge. Try developing 15,000 acres!

CU has been good but I have learned nothing over the year and half I have been here. In the next 6 months I will have completed all that I have to offer and structure the manner in which the $2M grant will be spent. So, in the first quarter of 2010 I will relocate.

Between now and the first quarter of 2010, I will complete the difficult task of obtaining State permits for the Berkeley Heights property. I may have time to execute the conditions of the permit. Options there after are to build and rent or sell. Unless I hear of any serious interest from any one of you, I will decide on whatevr suits me.

Please plan accordingly and let me know if you need anything done while I am here.

rr-


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7/14/2009 - Someone Found A Hotel

One of my favorite kinds of messages in one where they don't provide a link to what they are referring to in the message. I think I found the hotel by searching Google. Overpriced, over fancy. How much time are you really going to spend in the hotel room, especially in a place like San Francisco? In fact, I was recently there, and stayed in a very nice Sheraton Hotel in the Fisherman's Warf district, it was great. I replied back to them, recommending this hotel.

Misdirected e-mail follows:

from Roshan Raman roshan.raman@gmail.com
to

dateTue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:40 AM
subject Fwd: Hotel
mailed-by gmail.com
signed-by gmail.com

hide details 7:40 AM (1 hour ago) Reply

Sent from my iPhone

Begin forwarded message:

From: Roshan Raman roshan.raman@gmail.com
Date: July 13, 2009 4:04:45 PM CDT
To: Michael Brennan mcbrennan@hotmail.com, Anu kinkiwink@yahoo.com
Subject: Hotel

Found campton place taj hotel supposed to have been named one of the best places to stay in the world. Rooms start at 140 a night and on hotels.com it's ranked up there with the st Regis and four seasons. Clifton is the other choice at 179 a night, or the Hilton for 99 a night, all by union square.

Sent from my iPhone

7/2/2009 - 20 Year Reunion

Dummy in Ohio at it again. I'm not him, and I'm way past any 20 year reunions! Oh, and I love the segway to selling me insurance. That is a great way to greet an old friend!

____________________

from Monte, Cassondra T
to
date Thu, Jul 2, 2009 at 10:36 AM
subject CasSondra Shaffer-Monte class of 89
mailed-by amfam.com

hide details 10:36 AM (38 minutes ago) Reply

Hello Michael,

Can you believe it has been 20 years since we graduated...I don't feel like an old lady (ha-ha).

Sure you may have my email address, I also confirmed you as a friend on Facebook.
cmonte@amfam.com this is my work email but is the best way to reach me. I rarely check my personal email.

Oh, and while I have your attention...who do you have your insurance with?......I am always a business women....ha-ha.
May I quote you on your home, auto, business or life insurance? It is free with no-obligation.

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The CasSondra Monte Agency

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6/23/2009 - Party Like I'm Someone Else

Ok, I've been invited to a birthday party for a one year old, going on the FROM e-mail address, it is somewhere in Stanford, CT. Don't live anywhere near there, don't know anyone who lives there. This e-mail also has one of those entertaining disclaimers at the bottom. Maybe someone shouldn't be using their office e-mail account to send out this type of correspondance. I'll also point out how inconsiderate it is to wait this long before sending an invitation to a party. Maybe they are just fishing for gifts.

Here is the inbound message:

from Maureen Stazinski maureen.stazinski@towersperrin.com

date Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 8:53 AM

subject Wyatt's 1st birthday

hide details 8:53 AM (23 minutes ago) Reply

Hi,

We are having a small 1st birthday party for Wyatt on this Sunday (June
28). Hopefully the rain will stop by then!

Come by after 2.

We'll have some burgers and hotdogs.

Let us know if you don't think you can make it. Hope to see you then ,

Maureen

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expresses such an intent.

6/22/2009 - Walter Rothfus is looking for me!

Don't know who Walter is, but when I clicked NO, My Life still tried to force me to join. Walter, find a better social network service.

Here we go:

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to

date Mon, Jun 22, 2009 at 3:18 PM
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6/20/2009 - Third time she has done this.

This is now the THIRD time that Mary Allice Brennan has started e-mailing me, thinking we know each other. Next, she will begin to send me e-mail about what the Catholic Church hates, including things like Yoga. Then she will start sending me political stuff on top of the religious. I replied, and made it pretty clear I don't want to hear from her ever again, lets see what happens.

E-mail follows:

from mary brennan faustinamaria2006@yahoo.com

dateSat, Jun 20, 2009 at 10:53 AM
subject Yahoo! Address Book - faustinamaria2006

Hi brothers,

Can you send me any information you have on Michael Hardy and his family, Wife two children, Mickie and Maureen, also can some one tell me what has happen to Peggy Brennan I have forgotten her Marriage name>

Thank You,
Mary Alice

PS: It would be nice if you both would keep in touch.

5/13/2009 - FRC YOU

An ignorant woman named Betsi Burgess betsiburgess@gmail.com thinks it should be OK to beat up a homesexual, just because you hate them. While I don't have any problems with people being homesexual, I do belive beating them up for this reason alone is very wrong.

Betsi Burgess betsiburgess@gmail.com has taken it upon herself to sign me up for this FRCing newsletter. I told her to FRC OFF.

5/10/2009 - WTF - Vietnamese?

Don't have the first clue about these messages which have started showing up in my inbox:

Phần mềm quản lý Chuỗi kinh doanh, chuỗi bán lẻ - Giải pháp tốt nhất cho nhà quản lýInboxX
Reply to allForwardReply by chatFilter messages like thisPrintAdd to Contacts listDelete this messageReport phishingReport not phishingShow originalShow in fixed width fontShow in variable width fontMessage text garbled?Why is this spam/nonspam?guithu@thungo.com to me show details 12:39 PM (4 hours ago) Reply

Images are not displayed.Display images below - Always display images from guithu@thungo.com
Kính gửi quý khách hàng!“ĐỒNG HÀNH CÙNG NHÀ QUẢN LÝ”“KINH DOANH PHÂN TÁN - QUẢN LÝ TẬP TRUNG”Xin giới thiệu với quý khách hàng sản phẩm quản lý Chuỗi kinh doanh, chuỗi bán lẻ eRIC.Đây là giải pháp "Quản lý tập trung" cho hệ thống "Kinh doanh phân tán"Bạn hãy dùng thử ngay và cảm nhận sự tiện lợi tại: Địa chỉ: http://eric30.ric.vn Tài khoản: ric1 Mật khẩu: ric.vnVới sản phẩm này bạn có thể:- Quản lý bán hàng, kinh doanh tại từng cửa hàng, siệu thị.... sử dụng 1 máy tính đơn lẻ hoặc trong 1 mạng nhiều máy tính- Dữ liệu kinh doanh của các cửa hàng được tự động tổng hợp để người quản lý có thể theo dõi từng cửa hàng hoặc cả hệ thống kinh doanh của mình.- Theo dõi hoạt động kinh doanh từ bất kỳ đâu qua internet- Làm việc mọi lúc, mọi nơi- Giúp nhà quản lý đưa ra các quyết sách kịp thời thông qua các báo cáo phân tích nhanh, chính xác
Mô hình hoạt động của eRICCác ưu điểm chính:- Phần mềm Tiếng Việt unicode, rất dễ học và dễ sử dụng. - Hỗ trợ hoàn toàn mã vạch- Không yêu cầu người sử dụng có trình độ cao về công nghệ thông tin- Các tính năng "Tham khảo chéo dữ liệu" rất tiện lợi cho nhà quản lý- Với hệ thống báo cáo phân tích đa chiều, đầy đủ, khoa học, hỗ trợ quyết định giúp nhà quản lý đưa ra được các quyết định kịp thời cho công việc kinh doanh của mình. Chính sách đối tác:Hiện nay công ty chúng tôi đang có chính sách rất tốt dành cho các đối tác. Nếu bạn mong muốn trở thành đối tác của RIC, hãy liên lạc ngay với chúng tôi để có thêm thông tin chi tiết.

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5/6/2009 - FRC This

Some idiot signed me up for some sort of whiny political newsletter. Nice.

May 06, 2009

Dear Michael,

I hope you will join us in signing this petition..Thankyou and God BlessWould you like to subscribe to this free online publication (sent As needed) from FRC Action?

From,Betsi Burgess betsiburgess@gmail.com

5-4-2009 - Someone thinks I'm in San Diego

from SDSU Government & Community Relations <community@sdsu.edu>
to
date Mon, May 4, 2009 at 12:22 PM
subject Voters to Consider Critical Ballot Measures on May 19thmailed-bysdsu.edu
hide details 12:22 PM (1 hour ago) Reply

Propositions May Have Great Affect on CSU!

Several important propositions will be before California voters during a special election on May 19th. Propositions 1A – 1E seek to stabilize California's current financial crisis and to implement some long-term budget reform.

During their last meeting the CSU Board of Trustees voted to endorse Proposition 1A – 1E because of the direct impact it will have on SDSU if they fail to pass. Most of the measures provide new revenues to help balance the state’s General Fund budget over the next several years. This directly impacts the CSU as two-thirds of its budget comes from the state General Fund.

· Get Educated on the pros and cons of Propositions 1A-1E and how they will impact you and the future of the CSU!· Join the campaign and help educate others on the impact of 1A - 1E!· Tell a Friend about what these Propositions means to California and its colleges!
· Get Registered and make sure you are prepared to vote on May 19th!

Sincerely,Tyler J.

Sherer Director of Community Relations San Diego State University 5500 Campanile Drive San Diego, CA 92182-8080 TEL: (619) 594-2522 FAX: (619) 594-5956 Tyler.Sherer@sdsu.edu

4-27-2009 - I'm a French Woman, again!

Ok, for the third time this year, a French woman named Catherine Brennan has made a bus reservation and used my e-mail address as the confirmation address. Ok, the spelling of my name is not even close to Cahterine. So, this time around, I have rescheduled her trip for one month after it was orignially scheduled. Should be fun when she arrives.

Booking Confirmation

Your booking has been submitted to frogbus.com. This is your e-mail confirmation. Please print out this confirmation and bring it to your point of departure.

Thank you, your payment was successful

Merchant Reference: frogbus.com-565467/3104/809524/5

Booking Reference Number/Pay Transaction ID: 304506574

Provider Details
Namefrogbus.com
Tel.+33 611 65 06 37
Address7 Impasse des Soupirs Argeles sur Mer France 66700
Faxn/a
Emailreservations@frogbus.com

Customer Details
Name catherine brennan
Tel.+33 4 68 52 31 92
Cell tel.n/a
AddressFrance
Email

Booking Details
Booking Ref. No.304506574

Journey type FRANCE/SPAIN AIRPORT TRANSFER

JourneyPerpignan Train Station - Girona Airport
Departing29 Apr 2009 at 18:00
No. of passengers 1 Adults

Fare per passenger for this journey is €14.00 Adults

Sub-Total is €14.00

YOUR TOTAL for this booking is 1 x €14.00 = €14.00

Terms and Conditions

CONDITIONS GENERALES DE VENTES FROGBUS.com
Preambule : Les presentes conditions generales de vente explicitent le contrat de transport. Elles sont editees afin que le passager puisse en prendre connaissance avant que le contrat ne soit definitivement forme.

1. Conditions de reservation
La reservation n’est effective que lors du paiement integral du titre de transport. La date du trajet est imperativement determinee lors de la reservation. Les conditions de reservation enoncees ci-dessous sont parties integrantes du contrat de transport. Nous nous engageons a satisfaire votre demande dans la limite des disponibilites de places a bord des autocars.

2. Conditions d’obtention des titres de transport :
- Reservation sur Internet : vous pouvez obtenir votre titre de transport par internet sur le site www.frogbus.com en suivant le processus de reservation. - Reservation aupres d’un intermediaire : il est possible de reserver son titre de transport aupres d’une agence voyages partenaire de FROGBUS. Lorsqu’ils prennent possession des titres de transport, les passagers doivent verifier que le nombre de titres de transport remis ainsi que les elements mentionnes sur ceux-ci (date, heure, point de depart, destination) correspondent a leur demande. Il est possible de reserver par telephone aupres d’une de ces agences.

3. Tarifs
Les tarifs applicables sont ceux mentionnes le site www.frogbus.com au moment ou est passee la reservation. En cas de reservation aupres d’un intermediaire, les tarifs sont ceux mentionnes sur les titres de transport. Si le passager n’a effectue aucune reservation et se presente sans titre de transport a l’embarquement du bus, et seulement sous reserve de disponibilite de places que FROGBUS ne saurait garantir, il sera applique un tarif forfaitaire de 20€ TTC. FROGBUS se reserve le droit de modifier ces tarifs tant a la hausse qu’a la baisse en cas de circonstances exceptionnelles.

4. Modalites de paiement
En cas de reservation sur Internet le reglement du voyage s’effectue uniquement par carte bancaire. En cas de reservation aupres d’un intermediaire vous pouvez regler votre voyage par tous les moyens usuels de paiement accepte par cet intermediaire : especes, cheques, cartes bancaires... sous reserve de l’accord de l’intermediaire.

5. Titre de transport
Le titre de transport est le document qui formalise le contrat passe entre le passager et notre Societe. Il est emis a reception de votre paiement. Le titre de transport est nominatif et ne peut etre cede. Le titre de transport doit etre imperativement presente a notre personnel avant chaque embarquement. Tout titre de transport partiellement utilise n’est pas remboursable. Pour un billet aller retour, le retour n’est plus remboursable a compter de la date du trajet aller.

6. Modification ou annulation
Une fois votre reservation confirmee, il n’est plus possible de modifier ou d’annuler votre reservation. Le passager a toutefois la faculte de se presenter a l’embarquement de l’autocar suivant celui pour lequel il a fait sa reservation. Son acces a bord ne saurait etre garanti dans une telle hypothese, il dependra des places disponibles.

7. Horaires
Les horaires de depart et d’arrivee indiques sur le site www.frogbus.com sont exprimes en heures locales. Des modifications d’horaires peuvent intervenir en cours d’annee, il vous appartient de les verifier. Les horaires sont indicatifs, nous ne garantissons pas leur exactitude. Nous ne pouvons etre tenu pour responsables des consequences subies par le passager en cas de retard sur l’horaire indique.

8. Mineurs
Les mineurs de moins de 16 ans non accompagnes de la personne detentrice de l’autorite parentale ne sont pas acceptes a bord de nos autocars. Les mineurs entre 16 et 18 ans non accompagnes de la personne detentrice de l’autorite parentale ne sont acceptes a bord de nos autocars que s’ils sont en possession des documents necessaires pour le franchissement des frontieres (carte d’identite + autorisation de sortie de territoire ou passeport).

9. Documents d’identite
Le passager est totalement responsable des documents necessaires (carte d’identite, passeport, visa, autorisations de sortie du territoire...) pour les formalites de police des pays de transit et du pays de destination. Les passagers doivent se renseigner sur les formalites a accomplir avant l’achat du titre de transport. En tout etat de cause, il devra justifier lors de l’embarquement de son identite, qui devra correspondre a celle figurant sur le titre de transport. En cas de debarquement du passager pour controle douanier approfondi, le passager ne doit rien laisser a bord de l’autocar. FROGBUS n’assume aucune responsabilite vis-a-vis du voyageur qui ne respecterait pas ces prescriptions. En consequence, FROGBUS ne saurait en aucun cas et d’aucune facon etre redevable envers tout voyageur du remboursement total ou partiel de son billet ou d’une indemnite quelconque.

10. Conditions de voyage
a. Embarquement Les passagers doivent se presenter au point d’embarquement 10 minutes avant l’horaire de depart indique sur le titre de transport. En cas de presentation tardive, l’embarquement ne sera plus garanti 15 minutes avant le depart. Les points d’embarquement etant publics, des changements peuvent survenir a la demande des autorites locales. Le client est tenu de se renseigner sur le lieu exact de l’embarquement de l’achat du titre de transport. b. Bagages Les bagages doivent imperativement porter des etiquettes d’identification au nom des voyageurs. Les passagers sont autorises a transporter gratuitement deux bagages (sacs ou valises) dont le poids est au maximum de 15 Kg chacun. Les autres objets (bicyclette, skis, instruments de musique...) sont strictement interdits sans demande au prealable. Nous attirons l’attention des voyageurs sur leur responsabilite en cas de dommages causes par leurs bagages a des tiers (personne ou bien). Il est interdit de transporter a bord des produits illicites ou inflammables. Le conditionnement des bagages est sous l’entiere responsabilite des voyageurs. c. Transport d’animaux Les animaux ne sont pas admis a bord des autocars. d. Arrets de l’autocar Des haltes pour les repas et rafraichissements ne sont pas prevues au cours du voyage. Aux points de debarquement au cours du voyage, les passagers sont tenus de rester a bord de l’autocar s’ils ne sont pas arrives a leur destination finale sauf indications contraires du conducteur. Le conducteur de l’autocar s’accorde le droit de repartir dans l’hypothese ou un passager ne respecte pas cette obligation, sans etre tenu responsable de l’absence dudit passager et des consequences occasionnees a cet effet. e. Respect mutuel a bord Il n’est pas permis de consommer des boissons alcoolisees, de fumer, de transporter des stupefiants et produits derives. f. Radios et musique L’utilisation de magnetophones, radios, instruments de musique et derives, source de nuisance pour les autres passagers, et pouvant deconcentrer les conducteurs, n’est pas permise a bord.

11. Obligations du passager
Tout manquement aux dispositions contractuelles ainsi qu’aux legislations d’ordre public en vigueur peut entrainer le refus a l’embarquement ou le debarquement du passager au cours du voyage. FROGBUS ne saurait en aucun cas et d’aucune facon etre redevable envers tout voyageur du remboursement total ou partiel de son billet ou d’une indemnite quelconque.

12. Responsabilite
FROGBUS se reserve le droit d’organiser des correspondances impliquant des changements d’autocar pour faire face a des conditions d’exploitations particulieres. FROGBUS se reserve le droit de modifier les horaires, suspendre ou annuler des frequences. En cas d’annulation, suppression ou defaillance d’un service du seul fait du Transporteur ou dans le cas de non passage du car a l’arret prevu, notre responsabilite se limite au remboursement du montant du titre de transport. En cas de force majeure (intemperies, greves...) entrainant la suppression d’un service, le voyage est alors reporte sans frais mais ne peut donner lieu au remboursement du trajet. Le droit applicable au contrat de transport est regi par le droit francais. Seuls les tribunaux francais sont competents en cette matiere.

13. Reclamations
a. Defaillance Si vous souhaitez effectuer une reclamation, celle-ci doit etre adressee par courrier recommande avec accuse de reception a l’adresse suivante : 7 Impasse des Soupirs 66700 Argeles sur Mer, France. Elle doit etre accompagnee du titre de transport et autres justificatifs dans un delai de 15 jours a compter de la date de la defaillance, a defaut elle ne sera pas traitee. b. Bagages Toute reclamation pour perte, vol ou avarie de bagage doit etre faite par le voyageur immediatement au conducteur ou par courrier recommande avec accuse de reception et accompagnee de l’original du titre de transport au plus tard 15 jours apres la fin du trajet, a l’adresse suivante : 7 Impasse des Soupirs 66700 Argeles sur Mer, France L’indemnite reparatrice en cas de dommages causes aux bagages enregistres, ne pourra exceder un montant de 150 euros par bagage, limite a 300 euros par voyageur. Le transporteur n’assume aucune responsabilite pour les bagages non transportes en soute. Lors des changements d’autocars, des correspondances et des passages en douane, les bagages sont sous l’entiere responsabilite des passagers.

And the rebooking:

Hi Catherine,

That’s no problem, I have changed your booking as requested and resent your new confirmation.

If I can be of further information, please don’t hesitate to contact me.

With kind regards, Louise

L’équipe FROGBUS.com
Website FROGBUS.com
Blog : The FROGBLOG

4-23-2009 - Someone is giving me orders

Woke up this morning to find:

from Leif Berglund leif.berglund@octowood.se

date Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 4:19 AM
subject Order no 3.

hide details 4:19 AM (3 hours ago) Reply

Michel,

Here is order number 3.

1 Model 2+.

Best regards Leif

Phone mobile and office; 0046 696 681101


AND:

from Leif Berglund leif.berglund@octowood.se

date Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 4:21 AM

subject Delivery of order 1,2 and 3.

hide details 4:21 AM (3 hours ago) Reply

Michel,

Please send order number 1,2 and 3 soonest. Inform about delivery time and confirm the orders.

Best regards Leif

Phone mobile and office; 0046 696 681101

4-15-2009 - Queer Dudes Dig Me

Even though I wasn't a member of Facebook, I still got an invite from a very nice queer man. Now he is my friend.



Yep, he is my gay, disco friend. Check out the man-woman standing with him, one hot dude!

4-11-2009 - I got an e-card

This lady also sent me an e-card last year. Even sent her one back that said "It is a mystery, who are you?"


from Mary Alice Brennan faustinamaria2006@yahoo.com
reply-to Mary Alice Brennan faustinamaria2006@yahoo.com

date Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 7:05 PM

subject Mary Alice Brennan has written you an E-Card!

hide details 7:05 PM (14 hours ago) Reply

Hello Michael Brennan!

Mary Alice Brennan has sent you an E-Card.

You can read it here:

http://www.e-water.net/readcard.php?card=wUhtz0

Best regards,

E-Water

E-Card is a free service of http://www.e-water.net.

We are looking forward to your visit!

3-23-2009 - I'm shopping for renters insurance.

from Kathleen Kirby

date Mon, Mar 23, 2009 at 4:29 PM
mailed-by statefarm.com

hide details 4:29 PM (2 hours ago) Reply

Hi Michael I received your request for information on a renters policy. The minimum policy we write covers $25000 in contents and the premium is $170 a year. You can pay by credit card or send a check. I can bind you through the email. Please let me know if you have any questions.

Kay

KAY KIRBY
OFFICE MANAGER
DICK FLANAGAN STATE FARM
TEL 212 628 8810
FAX 212 734 9753

3-22-2009 - I've got friends on Face Book

This very spcial message comes from:

rachel@rachelbrennan.wanadoo.co.uk



She also sent me this link to some photos.

3-20-09 - I employ Polish Welders

This one is a complete mystery to me...


from kanan1@poczta.onet.pl

date Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 6:20 AM
subject job enquiry
mailed-by poczta.onet.pl

hide details 6:20 AM (1 hour ago) Reply

Dear Sir,
I'm writing for Wladyslaw Havrot fro Poland, the welder who was employed by your company in last four years. He has got a problem to find a job because he is still the worker of yours and he didn't receive any reference. He would like to know if he could get a job now? If not, you can dismiss him and he would be glad to get references and his due gratuity. Please, answer this e-mail as soon as possible.

Faithfully yours,

Robert Kananowicz and Wladyslaw Hawrot

3-18-2009 - Stupid question of the day...

from Bill Ward <runninbill59@yahoo.com> reply-torunninbill59@yahoo.com

date Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 12:49 PM

subject That you Martin?

mailed-byyahoo.comsigned-byyahoo.com

hide details 12:49 PM (3 minutes ago) Reply

That you there on the edge of the cliff on Beachy Head?


-- Don't have the slightest idea who Bill Ward might be. But I replied anyway:

Sure, that's me. Have you got $20 you can spare?

3-17-2009 - My phone went to China.

- Ok, I got a bunch of e-mails today from Philip Mc Gowan that said:

Kind regards


Phil Mc Gowan

Mob:086 2560434

- Each one had a picture attached, they are below. So, I replied to the messages:

Ok, I give up, why are you sending me pictures of old ladies, cement mixers and bad landscape?

- Phillip replied:

Apart from the old lady that's what's waiting for you in Duquesa

- So I replied:

Where is Duquesa?

He asked:

Are you getting these mails ok your phone in China?

- And I replied:

I had no idea my phone went to China.

- So far, no reply to this, but here is what I know. I don't know where Duquesa is located, but there is an awful garden there awaiting me. However my cell phone is now in China, making it difficult to contact anyone.

Here are the photos...

3-15-2009 - I'm a French woman.

I've now cancelled these travel plans. I won't be in France that day. I did go check out the website, she had to put in MY e-mail address TWICE on the order form.

frogbus.com Booking Confirmation
Your booking has been submitted to frogbus.com. This is your e-mail confirmation. Please print out this confirmation and bring it to your point of departure.

Thank you, your payment was successful
Merchant Reference: frogbus.com-565467/3104/809524/5
Booking Reference Number/Pay Transaction ID: 304506574

Provider Details
Namefrogbus.com
Tel.+33 611 65 06 37
Address7 Impasse des Soupirs Argeles sur Mer France 66700
Faxn/a
Emailreservations@frogbus.com

Customer Details
Namecatherine brennan
Tel.+33 4 68 52 31 92
Cell tel.n/a
AddressFrance
Emailmichael.brennan@gmail.com

Booking Details
Booking Ref. No.304506574

Journey typeFRANCE/SPAIN AIRPORT TRANSFER

2-17-2009 - Someone likes Cuba

Got this one today from somewhere in Arizona...

from Curtis Beckman - PDX < beckman@mail.maricopa.gov >

dateTue, Feb 17, 2009 at 1:19 PM

subjectCubaball

mailed-bymail.maricopa.gov

hide details 1:19 PM (40 minutes ago) Reply

They’ve got a web site. It’s run by an ex-teacher, baseball nut in Vancouver named Kit Krieger. You can also read about him and Cuban baseball in the July, 2008 issue of Vanity Fair in an article by Michael Lewis who wrote the book Moneyball about Billy Beane and the Oakland Athletics.

I suggest you go daily to radiococo and baseballdecuba to follow the progress
Of the Cuban baseball season which is 100 times more enjoyable than its American
Counterpart.

__________________________________
Well, I don't know what to say, except that Curtis Bekman is a Commie Bastard! Really, 100 times more enjoyable than it's American counterpart? Move to Cuba, commie!

2-9-2009 - The doctor will see me now

You would think that I could find a doctor closer to my house, New Jersey is quite a haul to get to the doctor's office:

Appointment Confirmation

The Doctor's Office

Mon, Feb 9, 2009 at 8:51 AM

To: Martin Brennan

Dear Martin Brennan,

This note is to confirm your appointment with Dr. Goldstein at 4:45pm on Thursday, February 12, 2009 at our Woodbridge location.

Our objective is to be ready to serve you on-time. Please be prompt and remember to bring your health insurance identification card so we can avoid unnecessary delays in providing you with your medical care.

If you are unable to keep your appointment please notify us as soon as possible so we can offer the time we have reserved for you to another patient.

Thank you for selecting us to meet your health care needs.

The Doctor's Office
Woodbridge Location:

Middlesex Doctor's Office
One Woodbridge Center
Suite 900 (9th Floor)
Woodbridge, NJ 07095
Phone: 732.634.3069

Old Bridge Location:

Middlesex Doctor's Office
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1-27-2009 - I'm an alcoholic! Yay!

Pass the rum!

For the past week or so, I've been getting e-mails for an Alcoholics Anonymous group, led by one Mr David Rickerson Sr. I've asked to be off the list, I've sent them a picture of Tequila & Margaritas, informing them I'm an atheist. Still they persist in mailing to me. I'm starting to forward the mails to abuse @ earthlink.net What a bunch of morons.

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One night, when confined in a hospital, he was approached by an alcoholic who had known a spiritual experience. Our friend's gorge rose as he bitterly cried out: "If there is a God, He certainly hasn't done anything for me!" But later, alone in his room, he asked himself this question: "Is it possible that all the religious people I have known are wrong?"
Alcoholics Anonymous Page 56 Thumbing through my Big Book I had a note that say's "We never put ourselves in the position to be helped" I still seem to have an outline as to how I think God should help me, but doesn't that limit what God can /will do??

From yesterday:

I have always believed in God and to this day cannot understand how a person could believe otherwise. That is their life to live however. My error was that I thought God was simply the Creator that I had to only think about after death. I did not rely on God or give God much daily thought other than that I would have to face Him at death for judgment. I was so full of myself and full of denial for my actions that I thought I was acting just fine and wouldn’t have to worry much about that meeting.

1-22-2209 - Who is Frank Brennan?

Ok, I started getting e-mails from a Frank Brennan late last year. I thought they were from my cousin that lives in Costa Rica. But this morning, I started checking them out. Not my cousin, in fact, I have no idea who this person is at all. But the cool part is that they are sending me very raunchy jokes, and pictures of children. Nice combination. Check this out...

Here is the first joke he sent me 12-18-2008:

Frank & Val Brennan

Ph. 03 52821439

Mob. 0418 340 492

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her
Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without
the slightest success.

Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said 'If any of you can tell
me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will
have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes
water.

So, who wants to go first?'

The Englishman piped up. 'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham', he said.

'That's no use, Trevor' said the speech therapist, 'Who's next ?'

The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out 'P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley'.

'That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.

How about you, Paddy ?'

The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out ' London '.

'Brilliant, Paddy' said the speech therapist and immediately set about
living up to her promise.

After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for
breath and Paddy said .....................'-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry'

They have been sending me a variety of crap and links like the above joke, then a picture of a little girl, saying she was good at Christmas:



Very strange indeed.

1/13/2009 - I don't like Crkicket.

from Frank Brennan brennanaus@smartchat.net.au to pvbrennan@bigpond.com, Joe Joe@ecoolingsystems.com, fiona brennan fionakatebrennan@yahoo.com.au, siobhanbrennan@paypoint.com, Mary Killilea marykillilea@gmail.com, @gmail.com date Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 9:54 PM subject FW: Brennan's Beef - Graeme Smith is not a martyr

1/13/09

For those of you who enjoy the odd bit of cricket. Good to see that Eamonn’s training in journalism has not gone totally to waste!

Best wishes,

Frank

From: Brennan, Eamonn [mailto:Eamonn.Brennan@mundipharma.com.au]
Sent: Friday, 9 January 2009 9:25 PM
To: brennanaus@smartchat.net.au
Subject: Fw: Brennan's Beef - Graeme Smith is not a martyr

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From: Brennan, Eamonn
To: Steven Yates
Sent: Thu Jan 08 09:35:39 2009
Subject: Brennan's Beef - Graeme Smith is not a martyr

Eamonn Brennan will be writing for himself throughout the year on contentious issues in sport in a column entitled "Brennan's Beef".

Peter Roebuck and co might be singing his praises but Graeme Smith's decision to bat yesterday evening with a broken hand was an act of self gratification personified (something Roebuck is mighty familiar with). Forget the media plaudits for bravery. Smith's actions may well have cost his side the return bout scheduled to commence proceedings in South Africa on February 26.

Deservedly named player of the series after some commanding batting performances, Smith's decision to bat yesterday on a (at best) dodgy SCG wicket was perplexing to say the least. Smith travelled to Sydney as the toast of South Africa after becoming the first South African to lead his side to a test series win on Australian soil. It appears that the acclaim he has received has gone to his head. Why would he bat yesterday on an intrepid wicket, with the series wrapped up and his reputation at an all time high? Why would he risk further injury to a badly broken hand and a chronically injured elbow? Why? Pure and unadulterated self indulgence.

Don't feed me this hogwash about inspired leadership. 24 hours prior Smith had received injections to his hand and was warned that he needed to rest to ensure recovery in time to host the forthcoming series. What sort of inspired leader is he if he is sitting in the stands, wearing civvies, while his side take to the field to battle for the acclaim of the number 1 test nation in the world? Who is going to galvanise the South African top order? It will hardly be Neil McKenzie. Aside from having a supermodel as a sister and a supermodel for a wife, this man is badly out of form and the Australians have his measure. It could be argued however, with a supermodel as a wife, he is in fact in career best form.

Nor will it be Kallis. Predicted (wrongly as it turns out, surprise surprise) by Roebuck as the man to carry South Africa to a draw or win in this game, Kallis fell for a miserly four runs. Perhaps his concentration wasn't what it should have been after loading up on the breakfast buffet at the team hotel that morning. Kallis is however hope for fat men everywhere. Aside from that prick Stuart Dew, and the retired blond leg spinner from Black Rock, no other fat man in the world of sport can inspire so many. Getting out to a red headed debutant (admittedly a Victorian) however undid a lot of his good eating, I mean work . I've not seen Mrs Kallis so I can't comment on whether his chick pulling exploits can also inspire fat men around the globe. In order for him to be at his best in South Africa, he will need to be admitted to a weight loss facility. Should Smith's injury restrict his aerobic fitness (and lets be honest, he is hardly a graduate of the Donna Aston academy) he may well need to join him.

Ashwel Prince, the vice-captain of the side, didn't play in this series due to injury. How will he ever hold his head high in public after Smith's heroics upon rising from his death bed? Psychologically he will be exposed. Being South African however, he can turn to former team mate Darryl Cullinan who has invested heavily in mental health services in South Africa following years of torment at the hands of one Shane Keith Warne. A discount might be on offer. Perhaps Kevin Pieterson could be the man for the job. Oh hang on, he's English now apparently. And besides he as an ego even bigger than Smith. If that is at all possible.

As evidenced by the above, Smith's recovery would want to be swift. He faces a battle not only for fitness however but also to keep an ever expanding head in check. After devouring (alongside the breakfast buffet) the 712 articles in today's press on his brave exploits (cue Roebuck and "brave warrior" - please!) he may well need assistance to get his head (and waistline) through the hotel lobby's exit. If he has delayed his recovery (as may well be the case according to the doctor who administered the injections) and is unable to take the field circa late February, his "brave" exploits will have been in vain. Fortunately for him, he can take solace in his supermodel wife. Further hope for fat men everywhere.

Eamonn Brennan

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1-2-2009 - I'm expanding my storage!

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dateThu, Jan 1, 2009 at 8:30 PM
subject Shelf dimensions

Tried to call u about the dimensions of the cabinet shelf in the loungeroom. Need mm dimensions as I think bunnings has a shelf we can add to the existing cabinet .

W=866mmD=370mm H=16mm

If you get this please turn on your phone so I can chat with you.

Hugs, S