Thursday, August 7, 2008

8-7-2008 - I'm up for a promotion

Ok, this is one of my favorite types of e-mails, it has a warning at the bottom that includes this phrase, "Any unauthorised use, disclosure, copying or alteration of this email is strictly forbidden." Ohhhh..... I'm forbidden.... By whom? Looks like this came from the UK, what are they going to do if I use this message? These types of warnings always make me laugh.

Evidently I'm a police officer today, and I'm up for a promotion, hope I do well.

Message follows:

from Julie Green

date Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 9:03 AM
subject Sergeant to Inspector Promotion Board

Dear Martin

Thank you for your application to be considered for the Sergeant to Inspector promotion process 2008. You are invited to attend an interview as follows:

Time: 16.00 hours
Date: Monday 11 August 2008
Location: Room 703, 7th Floor, Lloyd House.

The panel will be chaired by Detective Chief Superintendent Matt Sawers, and the panel members are Detective Superintendent John Birch and Mary Dagley, Personnel Manager (CTU).

Please confirm your attendance by return e-mail to me.

Regards - Julie

Julie Green
Crime Support Secretary
West Midlands Police
Switchboard: 0845 113 5000 (7800 2168)
Internal: 7800 2168
Direct Line: 0121 626 5421
Email: j.green@west-midlands.pnn.police.uk

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Saturday, August 2, 2008

8-3-2008 - I'm a generous guy!

Evidently I've now made it out to the Tampa Florida area:

from Tina Reardon trkr@tampabay.rr.com

date Fri, Aug 1, 2008 at 4:07 PM
subject case called in Aug 1st 10:30 am
mailed-by tampabay.rr.com

Lashon Anderson 5050 1st Ave S. #4

557-6677 cell anytime

needs rent $700

1 adult 2 child 4 yr. old twins

You helped her June 19th with $150 elec and pantry voucher

Thank you, Tina