Monday, July 8, 2013

7/8/2013 - I joined a health club! (Again!)

So, a couple of days ago, I got a welcome message from the umpteenth health club that one of me joined. I replied back with my own special message. Got one of the best responses ever, even if the grammar is terrible at some points:

From: Beth Carotenuto
Date: Mon, Jul 8, 2013 at 2:06 PM
Subject: RE: [Spam] Re: Welcome to acac!
To: Michael Brennan

Mr. Brennan,

I received your email below and am quite disturbed by your inappropriate comment. The email sent to you is one that each new member receives as a welcome to the club. It allows you the opportunity to meet with me if you have questions or concerns surrounding your membership. Your response is not only inappropriate but offensive. I take pride in providing a professional experience for every member each time they walk into our building. I expect the same in return of our members. If you are unable of communicating in such a manner, then perhaps acac is not the right environment for you, and we can part ways immediately.

I will await a response from you and hope that we will not have any issues in the future.

Regards,

Beth Carotenuto

General Manager

From: Michael Brennan []
Sent: Wednesday, July 03, 2013 4:23 PM
To: bethca@acac.com
Subject: [Spam] Re: Welcome to acac!

Heh, heh, what are you wearing?

On Wed, Jul 3, 2013 at 10:00 AM, ACAC Fitness & Wellness Centers <acacwc@acac.com> wrote:

Welcome to acac! On behalf of the entire team at ACAC, I want to thank you for choosing us as your fitness and wellness center. If you have questions as you get started, please feel free to ask any team member for assistance. We are here to serve you and make your experience at acac a great one. I always enjoy meeting our new members so please stop by my office and introduce yourself. I look forward to seeing you in the club!
Beth Carotenuto General Manager ACAC West Chesterbethca@acac.com

Helpful Links:
Club Hours & Family Time

Group Exercise Schedule

Community Partners - Member Discounts

Spa Services

Join an Email group

ACAC Fitness & Wellness Centers
1130 McDermott Drive, West Chester, PA 19380 - 610-431-7000

7/13/2013 - Storage I won't be paying for.

From: Dulwich Storage
Date: Mon, Jul 8, 2013 at 10:55 AM
Subject: Dulwich Storage
To:

Please find attached invoice for your storage unit 25SR, due 15 July 2013.

Thank you

Sara

Dulwich Storage

020 7738 3381

Saturday, May 11, 2013

5/11/2013 - An important rule.

In fact, I can say that this might be the most important rule of all. When applying for a job, use your own e-mail address, unless you want funky correspondence coming back from someone else to the people you applied with for employment.

BTW - alot is not a proper word, it is a lot.

From: Gumtree Australia
Date: Sat, May 11, 2013 at 10:46 PM
Subject: Copy of your reply to ad "Experienced Cabinet Maker / Shop-Fitter"
To: michaelbrennan@gmail.com

Your reply has been sent!

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Message:

Hello please find attached a copy of my C.V for your consideration.

My name is Michael I moved over to Sydney from Ireland two weeks ago. I have alot of experience in carpentry but am very keen to move into the cabinetry side of things as I really enjoy this type of work.
I know in your add that you are looking for someone skilled in cabinetry but if any jobs should arise within your factory i would be very appreciative of the opportunity.

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Friday, May 10, 2013

5/10/2013 - Sausage Party 2013!

I don't know any Walter Rothfus, and I don't go to Sausage Festivals.

walter rothfus

1:20 AM (9 hours ago)

to Daryl, bcc: me

Hi All, LIKE ME on FACEBOOK

Oh what a Blissful week-end retreat on Canoe Island I had.

We ended the Sunday morning service with these words "The Four Things That Matter Most"...that we can say to our families and friends....."Please Forgive Me"...."I Forgive You"...."Thank You"...."I Love YOU".

The theme for the Meditation was for "Self Love".... We chanted "Hallelujah" for a good part of the service. The chant is a Kriah for self hypnosis to hypnotize us into Self Love. Unconditional Self Love. Where there is self love there is no fear and where there is no fear there is no anger. Hypnotize yourself into that relationship with yourself.

Self Love Has No Conditions -- Is Right Now. Nameste!

Our focus time was experiencing a series of mini workshops the delt with Men's issues, but were general in the essence of becoming better Men, Fathers, and Lovers. My presentation was about how to deal with anger....from the Abraham-Hicks material that I have been learning and facilitating for over a year now. It was well received.

We had plenty of time to chit chat, swim in the pool, sit in the sunshine, walk around the island, play with the dogs, eat wonderful prepared French meals, do some sailing on a 39' sailboat, kayaking, testing our archery skills, listen to our tour director that had a vast knowledge of the island -- animals/plants, the history of the camp called French Camp, and the surrounding San Juan islands. Awesome week end.

OH YES, the last thing we did Saturday night was to create a poem that expressed our individual experiences....it was really FUN!!!

I believe it will be read at the Mother's Day Service this Sunday.

I Wish you all could have been with me.

Here for your viewing pleasure are the topmost Men's Retreat images from photographers Jeffry Myers, Tom Palmersheim and Gordon Lee.

They are organized in subject categories which you can view by clicking the indicated link below.

Enjoy!

Gordon

2013 A: Cover - Group portrait 1 image

2013 B: Ferry & Boat to Canoe Island 26 images

2013 C: French Camp Environment 43 images

2013 D: Nature 37 images

2013 E: Portraits 26 images

2013 F: Swimming Pool 15 images

2013 G: Archery 8 images

2013 H1: Kayaking 12 images

2013 H2: Sailing 18 images

2013 I: Meals 26 images

2013 J: Poetry 5 images

2013 K: Altar & Sunday service 20 images

2013 L: Free time 52 images

2013 M: Classes 24 images

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

5/7/2013 - I'm being rapidly rewarded.

My name is Michael Brennan, my Southwest Airlines Rapid Rewards Number is 20167481740.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

2/20/2013 - Remote Assistance

Just got this e-mail, figured what the hell, I'll check it out. Logged into the remote session. Think this is my friend in the Chicago, IL area. Gave the tech a link to this site.

From: Aziz Quraishi aziz@asayasolutions.com
Date: Wed, Feb 20, 2013 at 4:00 PM
Subject: GoToAssist Invitation
To: @gmail.com

Please join my session at
https://www.fastsupport.com/174299711
Support Key: 174-299-711
GoToAssist(R)
Remote Support Made Easy(TM)

Went and checked out their website when I was through:

http://asayasolutions.com/

Sunday, February 3, 2013

2/3/2013 - On the road again, again.

Looks like I'm using Sweedish Expedia now! Wonder where I am going...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Inga Hoffmann ingahoff@gmx.de
Date: 2013/2/3
Subject: Fwd: Expedia.se resebekräftelse - Hotel Granvia Hiroshima, Hiroshima - 2013mars20 – (Resepl.nr. 11329219622)
To: inga.hoffmannx@gmail.com

-------- Original-Nachricht --------
Datum: 03 Feb 13 09:26 -0800
Von: resa@kundtjanst.expedia.se
An: ingahoff@gmx.de
Betreff: Expedia.se resebekräftelse - Hotel Granvia Hiroshima, Hiroshima - 2013mars20 – (Resepl.nr. 11329219622)

Resebekräftelse

Tack för att du bokade din resa med Expedia.se. Ditt
resplansnummer hos Expedia är 11329219622.

Det är enkelt att hantera din bokning hos Expedia online. Du kan granska
resplanen online om dina planer ändras eller ändra/avboka din bokning
(hotellets avbokningsregler vid det aktuella bokningstillfället gäller).

Pass- och/eller visumkrav finns att läsa online, och vi rekommenderar att
du går igenom informationen om du ska resa utomlands så att du vet
säkert att du har alla nödvändiga handlingar.
Behöver ett hotell eller en bil eller en
aktivitetet eller tjänst i Hiroshima? Här är några alternativ.

Hyrbil - Economy Mellanstorlek Stor
Aktiviteter och tjänster - Sightseeing Middagsalternativ
Marktransport Evenemangspass

Lägg till ett flyg
Lägg till ännu ett hotell

Sök efter fler bilar

Sök efter fler Aktiviteter och tjänster

Få Expedia.se nyhetsbrev

Bokade poster

Hotell: Hiroshima

Hotell reserverat. Ditt kreditkort har debiterats med den
totala summan. Du behöver inte bekräfta bokningen igen. Om dina
planer ändras, se reglerna för avbokning och ombokning nedan.

Resplansnummer från Expedia.se: 11329219622
Kontaktperson: Inga Hoffmann
E-post: ingahoff@gmx.de

Telefonnummer i första hand:
+46 700924330

Resenärs- och kostnadsöversikt Specialerbjudande
Reserverad för:
Inga Hoffmann Hotell: 2 vuxna
Standardrum, en dubbelsäng

Ingår: Tillgång till Internet, höghastighet, kostnadsfri
3-20 - 3-21: 602,90 kr per natt

Skatter och serviceavgifter
93,45 kr per natt
Summa som debiterats för hotellbokning 1 392,70 kr

Rumsalternativ/ytterligare önskemål
Vi vidarebefordrar dina önskemål men kan inte garantera att de uppfylls.

1 DUBBELSÄNG, Icke rökare

Översikt över hotell

2013-mar-20 (on) (2 nätter)

Hotel Granvia Hiroshima

1-5 Matsubara-cho
Minami-ku
Hiroshima, Hiroshima-ken 732-082
Incheckning: 2013-mar-20 (on)
Utcheckning: 2013-mar-22 (fr)

Bokningsfrågor: 08 - 517 61378
För mer information kontaktar du hotellet: Tel: 81 (8) 2262 1111
Fax: 81 (8) 2262 4050

Hotellklass: Mer information om hotellet

Priserna anges i Svenska kronor,om inget annat anges.
Priset som visas ovan INKLUDERAR INTE eventuella hotellserviceavgifter,
extra tjänster (till exempel varor från minibaren eller telefonsamtal)
eller tilläggsavgifter. Hotellet debiterar sådana avgifter vid
utcheckningen.
Rummet har garanti för sen ankomst.
Du kanske inte får några bonuspoäng för flyg eller hotell när du
bokar ett Specialerbjudande-hotell.

Hotellets regler och restriktioner

Objektsregler

- Vi har förståelse för att planer spricker ibland. Vi tar inte ut
några avgifter för avbokningar eller ändringar. När hotellet tar ut
sådana kostnader i enlighet med egna policyer debiteras du för
kostnaderna. Hotel Granvia Hiroshima tar ut följande avboknings- och
ändringsavgifter.

Regler för avbokningar och ändringar

- Avbokningar eller ändringar som görs efter 23:59 (Tokyo, Normaltid) den
2013mars19 debiteras med en avgift från hotellet motsvarande kostnaden
för den första övernattningen plus skatter och avgifter.
- Avbokningar eller ändringar som görs efter incheckning den 2013mars20
debiteras med en avgift från hotellet som motsvarar 100 % av den totala
kostnaden för bokningen.

- Ditt kreditkort debiteras hela kostnaden ovan vid
köptillfället. Priser och rumstillgång garanteras inte förrän
full betalning gjorts.

Priser och betalning

- Vissa hotell vill att vi väntar med att meddela gästernas namn
tills 7 dagar före incheckning. I sådana fall är hotellrummet bokat men
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Spara på hotell

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Spara på bilar i Hiroshima

På flygplatsen:
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Mellanstorlek
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Spara på Aktiviteter och tjänster i Hiroshima

Sightseeing
Middagsalternativ
Marktransport
Evenemangspass

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Få Expedia.se nyhetsbrev

Visa resplanen för fullständiga och uppdaterade resedetaljer, eller
för att göra ändringar online.

Kundsupport

Resplansnummer: 11329219622

Om du har frågor om din bokning fyller du i vårt formulär för
resplanshjälp. Vi svarar inom 24 timmar. Om du behöver hjälp
omgående, ringer du Expedia.se på 08 - 517 61378 eller efter kontorstid
på 08 - 517 61378. Ha ditt resplansnummer till hands.

Tack för din och att du valde Expedia.se.

http://www.expedia.se/pubspec/scripts/eap.asp?goto=jump&eapid=0-65&jurl=

Thursday, January 31, 2013

1/31/2013 - Turbo Taxing!

I'm still getting e-mail for Michael Brennan in Florida's Turbo Tax account. Tried to kill it last year with no luck. Can still access all his info, SSN, address, phone number. He paints houses for a living.

He hasn't file yet for this year, at least not on this account.

1/31/2013 - On the road again...

Looks like I'm on the move! I also got a survey about my experience with them, needless to say, they didn't do very well.

Monday, January 28, 2013

1/28/2013 - Bank Of America Wants to know what I think!

This has been running on for years, someone opened a Bank Of America Credit Card account and used my e-mail address. Bank Of America can't/won't remove me. So I get these surveys perodically. They do very poorly.

I called them the next day, told them about how I answer their surveys, I got passed way up the line this time, with an assurance they would remove me from their systems. We'll see. My two answers to their essay questions are below.

Why do you rate your overall experience a 1 Not at all satisfied?
(Please be as specific as possible. You can enter a maximum of 1000 characters.)

I have rated my overall experience as a 1 because a digital rectal exam from a person with freakishly large fingers would be more pleasant than dealing with Bank of America. I'd rather be mouth raped by an elephant than talk to your customer service department. As a whole, your customer service department is more useless than a tennis racket without strings. I'm relatively certain most of the people I spoke to on the phone have parents who were cousins. In other words, and I'm dumbing it down for you based on the people I've had experience with in your organization, no one working at Bank Of America could count their genitalia and get the same number twice.

You provided lower ratings for: Overall quality of service, Knowledge of Bank of America’s products and services, Asking questions to ensure they understand your reason for call, Demonstrating a willingness to resolve your question or concern, Treating you professionally. Thinking only of the last representative you spoke with, could you provide any feedback specific to that representative that can be used for coaching purposes?

I asked for CD rates and the girl told me she gets all her music from MP3s now. She was also chewing gum and kept "axing" me things. Don't axe me.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

11/18/2012 - Joseph Brennan is Gullible.

However, he isn't much smarter than ttobin59@gmail.com who sent this to him to start with. I replied back, let them know this is an urban legend, they are stupid for sending it, and provided the link to the Snopes article:

http://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp

From: Joseph Brennan jbrennan38@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, Nov 18, 2012 at 5:10 AM
Subject: FW: Very Important-Warning from Shell Oil Co.
To: Nancy Brennan nbrennan1953@hotmail.com mike brennan @gmail.com

Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2012 11:38:13 -0500
Subject: Very Important-Warning from Shell Oil Co.
From: ttobin59@gmail.com
To: JWH133@GMAIL.COM; jbrennan38@hotmail.com; JOKEBAR9@aol.com; ABSHANNON@MSN.COM; BASS1939@COMCAST.NET; BRUZSUNN@AOL.COM; W4J4M4@AOL.COM; BOUNCE34@GMAIL.COM; BROOKEFERRARO@GMAIL.COM; paulineotoole@verizon.net

> TRUE? WHO KNOWS BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH.......
>
>
>
> WARNING FROM SHELL OIL COMPANY DO NOT DELETE, PLEASE READ
>
>
>
>
>
> Please send this information to ALL your family &
>
> friends, especially those who have kids in the car with
>
> them while pumping gas. If this were to happen, they may not be able to get
> the children out in time.
>
>
>
> MUST READ, EVEN IF YOU DON'T OWN A CAR.
>
>
>
> Shell Oil Comments - A MUST READ!
>
>
>
> Safety Alert!
>
>
>
> Here are some reasons why we don't allow cell phones in operating areas,
> propylene oxide handling and
>
> storage area, propane, gas and diesel refueling areas.
>
>
>
> The Shell Oil Company recently issued a warning after three incidents in
> which mobile phones (cell phones)
>
> ignited fumes during fueling operations.
>
>
>
> In the first case, the phone was placed on the car's trunk lid during
> fueling; it rang and the ensuing
>
> fire destroyed the car and the gasoline pump.
>
>
>
> In the second, an individual suffered severe burns to their face when fumes
> ignited as they answered a call
>
> while refueling their car!
>
>
>
> And in the third, an individual suffered burns to the thigh and groin as
> fumes ignited when the phone, which was in their pocket, rang while they
> were fueling their car.
>
>
>
> You should know that: Mobile Phones can ignite fuel or fumes.
>
>
>
> Mobile phones that light up when switched on or when they ring release
> enough energy to provide a spark
>
> for ignition.
>
>
>
> Mobile phones should not be used in filling stations, or when fueling lawn
> mowers, boat, etc.
>
>
>
> Mobile phones should not be used, or should be turned off, around other
> materials that generate flammable
>
> or explosive fumes or dust, (I.e., solvents, chemicals, gases, grain, dust,
> etc...)
>
>
>
> To sum it up, here are the Four Rules for Safe Refueling:
>
>
>
> 1) Turn off engine
>
> 2) Don't smoke
>
> 3) Don't use your cell phone - leave it inside the vehicle or turn it off.
>
> 4) Don't re-enter your vehicle during fueling.
>
>
>
> Bob Renkes of Petroleum Equipment Institute is working on a campaign to try
> and make people aware of fires as a result of 'static electricity' at gas
> pumps. His company has researched 150 cases of these fires.
>
>
>
> His results were very surprising:
>
>
>
> 1) Out of 150 cases, almost all of them were women.
>
>
>
> 2) Almost all cases involved the person getting back in their vehicle while
> the nozzle was still pumping gas. When finished, they went back to pull the
> nozzle out and the fire started, as a result of static.
>
>
>
> 3) Most had on rubber-soled shoes.
>
>
>
> 4) Most men never get back in their vehicle until completely finished. This
> is why they are seldom
>
> involved in these types of fires.
>
>
>
> 5) Don't ever use cell phones when pumping gas.
>
>
>
> 6) It is the vapors that come out of the gas that cause the fire, when
> connected with static charges.
>
>
>
> 7) There were 29 fires where the vehicle was re-entered and the nozzle was
> touched during refueling from a variety of makes and models. Some resulted
> in extensive damage to the vehicle, to the station, and to the customer.
>
>
>
> 8) Seventeen fires occurred before, during or immediately after the gas cap
> was removed and before fueling began.
>
>
>
> Mr. Renkes stresses to NEVER get back into your vehicle while filling it
> with gas. If you absolutely HAVE to get in your vehicle while the gas is
> pumping, make sure you get out, close the door TOUCHING THE METAL, before
> you ever pull the nozzle out. This way the static from your body will be
> discharged before you ever remove the nozzle.
>
>
>
> As I mentioned earlier, The Petroleum Equipment Institute, along with
> several other companies now, are
>
> really trying to make the public aware of this danger.
>
>
>
> I ask you to please send this information to ALL your family and friends,
> especially those who have kids in the car with them while pumping gas. If
> this were to happen to them, they may not be able to get the children out in
> time.
>
>
>
> Thanks for passing this along.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

11/3/2012 - Just say "Hell No!"

Been e-mailed by this check multiple times. Still don't know her.

From: Catriona Mahoney catsmahoney@yahoo.co.uk

Date: Sat, Nov 3, 2012 at 7:02 PM

Subject: Catriona Mahoney wants to share new pictures with you

To: @gmail.com

Hi , Catriona Mahoney sent you an invite on Zoosk.

View Invite

This message was sent by a Zoosk user who entered your email address. If you'd prefer not to receive emails when other people send you emails through Zoosk, click here

You have received this message at the email address: michaelbrennan@gmail.com

Friday, November 2, 2012

11/2/2012 - Chloe likes Potbelly's

Just got an e-mail receipt for Chloe Brennan, don't know why she used my e-mail address instead of hers to open an account. Fortunately she used a shitty secret question, her favorite color is Blue. I called the store manager and didn't get anywhere, so I fixed the account for her and ordered a bowl of Chilli to be picked up with this order.

From: Potbelly Online Order Confirmation
Date: Fri, Nov 2, 2012 at 4:54 PM
Subject: Potbelly Online Order Receipt
To: michael.brennan@gmail.com

Potbelly Sandwich Works - Online Order!

  Roosevelt and Wabash
  48 East Roosevelt Road
  Chicago, IL
  312-435-1238
DELIVERY
ORDER INFO
Order ID #: 62
Confirmation #: 20971538
When I get my food time: Today 11/2/2012 5:45 PM - 6:00 PM
Customer Information
chloe brennan

1600 south indiana avenue
1306
chicago, IL 60616
Phone #: 7734696519
Alternate Phone #:

@gmail.com
Your order has been received.
Item                        Qty    Price
----------------------------------------
Farmhouse Chicken Salad     1      $6.95
  Potbelly Vinaigrette
For: chloe
Instructions: no grilled chicken
Chocolate Cookie            1      $1.25
Shake                       1      $2.90
  Chocolate
  Oreo
For: chloe
A Wreck                     1      $4.60
  Regular
  Mayo
  Oil
  Seasoning
For: dad
Instructions: no ham
Smoothie                    1      $2.90
  Chocolate
  Malt
----------------------------------------
SubTotal:                         $18.60
Delivery Fee:                      $3.50
Tax:                               $2.00
Total:                            $24.10

Monday, October 29, 2012

10/29/2012 - iPad I never got.

I logged into the AppleID this asshole created, removed all my info, and I'm still getting e-mailed his crap for this refurbished iPad.

From: Apple
Date: Mon, Oct 29, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Subject: Your Apple Store Billing Document Number 4492497852
To: michaelbrennan

Invoice number: 4492497852
Date of issue: 25.10.2012

Dear Michael Brennan,
Your billing document number is 4492497852. Please find attached your billing document.
Kind regards,
Apple Store

Sunday, October 28, 2012

10/28/2012 - I'm having nun of this.

The O'Keefes like sending me pictures, but I'm having nun of it! Why is it never a hot chick in lingerie?

From: Paula Okeefe paulaokeefe.po@gmail.com
Date: Sun, Oct 28, 2012 at 6:09 PM
Subject: Picture
To:

Here is another pic

Thursday, October 25, 2012

10/25/2012 - I'm getting an iPad

A shitty, white, refurbished one anyway. This asshole created an iTunes account a long time ago with my e-mail and has been using it to take classes in Ireland. I've been unable to log in or kill the account, until today. Today he ordered an iPad. I tried to divert shipping to my house, but it is too late. Tried to cancel the order, but it is too late. Look at the bottom of the message, I have a sort of "Thank-you" from the salesman. I replied back, told him the truth, that "I never ordered an iPad".

From: Apple Store your_order_IE@orders.apple.com
Date: Thu, Oct 25, 2012 at 4:34 AM
Subject: Your order is being processed W230701858
To: @gmail.com

Thank you for your order

Order Number: W230701858

Ordered on 25/10/2012

Thank You.

Once we have finished processing your order and it has shipped, you will receive an email with an updated delivery estimate.

Bill to	Michael Brennan 168 Collinswood, Collins Avenue DUBLIN 9 Co Dublin Ireland 0863314860		Ship to	Michael Brennan 168 Collinswood, Collins Avenue DUBLIN 9 Co Dublin Ireland 0863314860
Email	@gmail.com

Items in Your Order

Refurbished iPad with Wi-Fi 16GB - White (3rd generation)

€316.26

Dispatched: 1-2 Business days

Delivers: 31 Oct, 2012 by Express Shipping

Part Number: FD328B/A

Subtotal

€316.26

VAT

€72.74

Order Total

€389.00

Frequently Asked Questions

When will I get my items?

You will see a 'Delivers' estimate below each item, which reflects when your items are expected to arrive at your shipping address. Once we have processed and accepted your order and your item dispatches from our warehouse, you will receive a Shipment Notification email with carrier and tracking information.

If you ordered multiple items, you may receive separate shipments with no additional shipping charges.

How do I view or change my order?

Visit online Order Status to view the most up-to-date status and make changes to your order. For more information about shipping, changing your order, or returns, please visit online Help.

You can also call Apple Store Customer Service at 1850 88 20 48, Monday-Friday 08:00-21:00 and Saturday and Sunday 09:00-20:00. Please have your Order Number available.